If I pay for your plane ticket, will you come clean my roof? And, I'll buy the ingredients and eat whatever you cook. Bring your powers to change the weather and I'll let you sleep on my favorite futon filled with organic flax seed.
>________________________________ > From: j_alexander_stanley <j_alexander_stan...@yahoo.com> >To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com >Sent: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 8:56 AM >Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: And so this is Christmas > > > >In today's exciting episode, having miraculously grown a pair, I finished >smoothing out the gravel driveway with the box blade and then replaced the box >blade with the snow blade so that the tractor is all set up for plowing the >driveway after tomorrow's blizzard. I also hosed off the plastic filter in the >septic system that prevents anything bigger than a quarter inch from exiting >the main tank, a task that has to be done every few months. Then I whipped up >a tasty bowl of sea scallops and celery in ginger-lime coconut milk. In a >while, I'll set up the new electric snow-melt mats outside the front door and >then go shopping so that we're well prepared at home for the bad weather. > >¿Quien es mas macho? Alejandro es mas macho! > >--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Alex Stanley" <j_alexander_stanley@...> >wrote: >> >> >> >> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "raunchydog" <raunchydog@> wrote: >> > >> > >> > >> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Alex Stanley" >> > <j_alexander_stanley@> wrote: >> > > >> > > I keep my coffee in one of those clear plastic canisters with a rubber >> > > gasket and a wire clamping mechanism. >> > > >> > > In other news, I'm sitting here in Petra's Jeep, by the side of the >> > > road, waiting for the inflator to pump up her tire. She drove off to an >> > > appointment and didn't notice the flat until a mile from the house. So, >> > > I have the satellite radio playing the grateful dead channel, as I post >> > > to FFL on my phone. And this is after making us both a gourmet lunch. A >> > > hubby's work is never done. >> > > >> > >> > Have a relaxing day, Alex. >> > http://youtu.be/OOeB80DePn0 >> > >> >> Thanks, but it's a little late for that. The tire was taking an awfully long >> time to inflate, so I shut off the little compressor, only to hear the loud >> hiss of air escaping from a gaping hole in the tire. So, I had to change the >> damn tire, out in cold, clammy, December weather. What pissed me off, >> though, is that the Jeep has a low tire pressure idiot light, and this is >> the second time Petra has driven off with that idiot light on. The first >> time, a tire was a little low. But, today, she got in and drove a mile on a >> completely dead flat tire. I told her, "The next time you drive off with a >> weird dashboard light on, don't call me." >> > > > > >
