This is certainly eye opening, the kid had quite a talent: Written in the early second century, around the same time most scholars date the four Gospels in the Bible, the Infancy Gospel of Thomas picks up the story a few years after the dragon taming. Back in Nazareth now, five-year-old Jesus was playing beside a small brook with some other children, forming pools of water to make clay. (Fun had yet to be invented.) Jesus formed some sparrows out of the clay and, since he was not the figurine-collecting type, decided to give the sculptures life, and off they flew on his command. One of the children playing with Jesus saw this and, rather than thinking, "Holy shit! That kid can create life with a word -- I should probably not walk up behind him and start splashing his pools with a stick," instead walked up behind him and started splashing his pools with a stick. And Christ just goes apeshit:
"O evil, ungodly, and foolish one, what hurt did the pools and the waters do thee? Behold, now also thou shalt be withered like a tree, and shalt not bear leaves, neither root, nor fruit." And straightway that lad withered up wholly. -- Infancy Gospel of Thomas 3:2-3 Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18948_5-real-deleted-bible-scenes-in-whic\ h-jesus-kicks-some-ass.html#ixzz2JCs2G2AD <http://www.cracked.com/article_18948_5-real-deleted-bible-scenes-in-whi\ ch-jesus-kicks-some-ass.html#ixzz2JCs2G2AD>
