--- In [email protected], "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
wrote:
> --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
wrote:
> > --- In [email protected], "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
> wrote:
> > > --- In [email protected], "feste37" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> 
> wrote:
> > > > You've got it the wrong way round. Reynolds takes a risk 
because
> > > > his small hands, he implies, may not be up the task of 
covering 
> > > > the large thing that needs to be covered.
> > > 
> > > Exactly.
> > 
> > I see Feste is not the only one here with a 
> > "my dick is bigger than your dick" fetish.
> 
> Hey, I'm not the guy so threatened by a gag about
> Burt Reynolds's big dick that he had to castrate it.

I see.  Judy gets offended not only when one
questions the spiritual teacher she puts up
on a pedestal, but also when one questions 
the...uh...quality of her masturbation material.  :-)

To be honest, the issue has probably arisen
because I tried to paraphrase an interview
that I encountered at least a decade ago.
The choice of the word "risky" was mine, and
possibly not Burt's.  In the context of the
original, it was pretty clear he was making
a joke about the possibility of having a 
tiny dick.

The interviewer laughed.  So did everyone else,
including Burt.  Judy got offended.  Go figure.

I wonder if she's got a Burt Reynolds vibrator.
And what size it is...  :-)

Unc

P.S.  It wasn't "Burt" who committed suicide
by hurling himself off the nightstand, was it?
If so, I'm sorry to have intruded on your grief
with my careless remarks.






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