--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... <no_reply@...> wrote: > > MJ, Although I applaud your pending epic, and in spite of its posting causing > you to pass to 'the other side' for seven days, I must insist on one of two > roles, either Gandalf's white horse, OR, one of those man flesh eating ugly > fuckers in black on the other side. If neither possible, would consider a > non-speaking role as a huge statuary in the river, or a walking Ent. > > Sincerely, > Doctor Dumbass, MD, Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the > British Empire (KBE) > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson <mjackson74@> wrote: > > > > Michael Jackson Productions announces a stunning new version of the mighty > > Lord of the Rings saga, where the casting accurately depicts the energy > > and nature of J.R.R. Tolkien's immortal characters. > > > > > > The producers were fortunate to find the > > individuals whose personalities accurately embody the essence of each of the > > characters they play. > > > > > > The casting in this new film series will create a dynamic realism unmatched > > in movie making > > history. > > > > > > > > The Lord of the Rings Film Saga: > > > > Staring: > > > > > > Girish Varma as Sauron (the perfect choice would of course have > > been Marshy but he is dead) > > > > Feste as the Mouth of Sauron > > > > Merlin as Shagrat of Cirith Ungol > > > > Wgm4u as Gorbag of Minas Morgul > > > > Ravi playing a dual role as Gollum and Grima Wormtongue > > > > > > Judy Authfriend playing a dual role as Shelob and Lobelia Sackville-Baggins
Since authfriend is knocked out for one week, I suggest that her grandmother will substitute her. Doct. Jimbo has already agreed that he will channel her. > > Obbajeeba as Ugluk, Captain of the Uruk-Hai > > > > > > Nablussos as Grishnakh > > (although if Ravi is drunk or anything on the movie set, Nabby can easily > > stand in as Gollum or Grima Wormtongue) > > > > Seventh Ray as Saruman (in his decline) > > > > > > Dr. Dumbass playing a dual role as Bill Ferny and Ted Sandyman > > > > > > Rick as Frodo > > > > Buck in the Dome as Samwise Gamgee > > > > Salyavin as Galadriel > > > > > > Duveyoung playing a dual role as Elladan and Elrohir > > > > > > Xeno as Eomer > > > > Spairag as Barliman Butterbur > > > > Alex Stanley as Aragorn > > > > Barry as Farmer Maggott > > > > Bhairitu as Gandalf > > > > Navashok as Radagast the Brown I'm completely satisfied with my role, but I will need some time to grow my hair that long, especially at the top of my head. > > > > Curtis as Elrond > > > > Ann as Eowyn > > > > Richard J. Williams as a more than slightly crazed Gaffer Gamgee > > > > And Michael Jackson, of course, as Treebeard > > > > Share has a bit part as the old gossipy woman who gives Aragorn a ration of > > shit for not doing as she thinks he ought to in the Houses of Healing in > > Gondor. > > >
