To: Awoe, as Buck in Dome calls her Dear Missy Ann, I beg of you, please refrain from such undiluted praise of the writing of my client Share F. Long. I'll have you know that I have worked long and hard, steeped in the adoration I bestow on all my clients, attempting to promote her to Hollywood's A list of actresses. If you continue with such lavish blandishments of her forays into this other avenue of artistic endeavor, she may give in to temptation and forego her acting career in favor or favour of this more literary pursuit. Think Carrie Fisher.
OTOH, dear lady, I believe you yourself could have a wonderful career here in Hollywood offering workshops in the Art of the Left Handed Compliment. Or the Art of the Backhanded Compliment. I could have my people do some research on those 2 different brandings and see which might work better. As much as I love Tinseltown, I do realize my fellow City of Angels inhabitants can be a bit jaded about such. And I do realize tee hee that my dear Missy Share might be the first in line to take your workshop. Your humble servant, Wilbur Farnsworpy Tigglewud III PS If we ever become closer please feel free to call me as my friends do: Tiggy 3. But please, no monogrammed ascots, riding crops or poop scoopers for me. Someday I will explain all. ________________________________ From: Ann <awoelfleba...@yahoo.com> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Sunday, March 24, 2013 8:59 PM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Men only, The post Share made the other day from her "agent" declining Share's bit part in the MJ remake of The Lord of the Rings. That didn't even sound at all like Share and I LOVED it.
