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________________________________ From: seventhray27 <steve.sun...@yahoo.com> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 7:07 PM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Share's formula for happiness on FFL Ravi, I think this would be an excellent use of your time. Can you do one for me too? Pretty please. With sugar on top. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote: > > OMG dear Share I just realized you would need help with this and I will > assist you since I do this kind of shit everyday at work. > > It will be a spreadsheet, sent everyday like the post count, I will send a > sample later tonight. It will analyze all your posts and track it. > > This is how I think it should be > > Title : Share's posting summary Week ending May 24. > > Rows: Your post numbers > > Columns: > > 1) Poster (to whom it's addressed) - Uncleji, John, Steve, Xeno etc > 2) Subject (of the post) - General, Ayurveda, Astrology etc > > Next 5 columns indicating if it meets the following success criteria, the > values would be a simple check mark indicating whether your posts meet the > listed criteria. > > The criteria being the presence of the following > > 3) Phoniness > 4) Lame joke > 5) Titillation including fake laughter > 6) Platitude > > Let me know - it should be a collaborative effort I think. This should help > meet your goals and thereby happiness. > > On May 17, 2013, at 1:40 PM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote: > > > Dear Share - ok one last thing. It's clear at this point that you have > > nothing intelligent to contribute here on FFL. Please stop humiliating > > yourself by thinking you can contribute anything intelligent, stop > > responding to intelligent posters like Judy, Ann, Emily. I have been going > > after you for the last month and I have nothing sincere, intelligent back > > from you. > > > > Let's stick to your formula of phony posts - asking innocent questions, > > getting titillated by platitudes interspersed with phony laughter, lame > > jokes. > > > > This is your secret to success and happiness on FFL. Trust me this is the > > brilliance and the exceptional mind of Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA at > > work here. > > > > You have 50 posts - here's what you should do > > > > 1) 7 posts on your general life - personal trips, travails of daily life > > such cars stuck in snow, Fairfield weather, dome reports, healer, Guru > > visits. > > > > 2) 3 posts on recent platitudes that you got attracted and have started > > practicing - such as CC is a stepping stone to Unity. > > > > 3) 5 posts/questions to Uncleji Bhairitu on Ayurveda, various remedies for > > pitta, vata aggravation(derangement is not the right word - I used it to > > mock you) > > > > 4) 5 posts/questions to John on Astrology, current transits and Dasha > > periods > > > > 5) 5 posts expressing hysterical joy(fake orgasm) at Guru Xeno's > > descriptions of Unity > > > > 6) 2 posts/questions to salyavin on Science > > > > 7) 3 posts to merudanda on poetry, drama and such > > > > 8) 5 posts to Barry on Maya, Amsterdam/Paris, admiration for his tantric > > shit in the fan technique. > > > > 9) 5 posts/questions to various other random posters like Curtis/Buck/Feste > > > > 10) 5 posts checking up on Steve - wishing him happy journey, his family etc > > > > 10) 5 posts/questions to Dr. DD and others on more platitudes. > > > > Love, > > Ravi > > > > > > On May 17, 2013, at 11:44 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote: > > > >> And dear Share now that you have figured out my problem I better come > >> clean. > >> > >> I'm envious of Barry - why would I not? > >> > >> I live in Guttersville, Alabama, work as a grocery store clerk, come back > >> to my trailer to drown my unhappiness smoking a pack of Basics, drinking > >> 12 pack of Natural light, listening to Rush Limbaugh, cheering for Crimson > >> Tide, pimping my girl friend and selling my food stamps to get high on > >> cocaine and methamphetamine. > >> > >> Happy? > >> > >> On May 17, 2013, at 10:53 AM, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote: > >> > >>> Yes - of course how can one not be grumpy dear Share. You think the > >>> secret of happiness is posing with babies. Steve one-ups you, his > >>> criteria for happiness is living in a Cosmopolitan city, working at a big > >>> company and a family to go back to (forget the fact that it's not Barry's > >>> family) > >>> > >>> Forget about me I think the whole medical industry - psychiatrists, > >>> psychologists, Big Pharma, therapists; all clergy, pastors, healers, > >>> Gurus are envious of your brilliance !!! > >>> > >>> You are going to soon put them out of business. > >>> > >>> No Share dear yours and Barry's stuntedness, Steve's retardedness doesn't > >>> make me grumpy. I laugh, laugh my ass off then feel pity and sadness. You > >>> guys are hell bent on propping each other up and you don't care how > >>> ridiculous, idiotic, moronic, retarded, dishonest you sound. > >>> > >>> > >>> On May 17, 2013, at 4:21 AM, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote: > >>> > >>>> Plus his health is good, he has financial security and he has a > >>>> fascinating group of people to interact with online (-: > >>>> Wishing the sweet spot life to everyone on FFL, especially a certain > >>>> young grumpy boots down San Diego way. > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> From: seventhray27 steve.sundur@... > >>>> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > >>>> Sent: Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:43 PM > >>>> Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Coping > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> You know, it seems to me Barry is pretty much hitting the sweet spots of > >>>> life right now. He's working on a cutting edge technology project for > >>>> what is probably the most successful technology company that is and ever > >>>> was. He was hand selected by someone to be the team leader of a portion > >>>> of the project, he's living in what is considered one of the most > >>>> cosmopolitan cities in the world, commuting on the weekends to be with > >>>> his family, which includes a sweet little girl. How much better can it > >>>> really get? > >>>> And to top it off, he sounds as happy as I've ever known him to be. > >>>> > >>>> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@ wrote: > >>>> > > >>>> > Oh Yes! Rapture! I GET IT! > >>>> > > >>>> > The infantile poseur, posing with the infant!!! > >>>> > > >>>> > Don't you SEE it, Ravi?? TGBW is teaching us about Unity > >>>> > Consciousness, how the inside *is* the outside, and vice-versa!! > >>>> > > >>>> > Simply and elegantly, through a photo, offered unapologetically to the > >>>> > peons on FFL. A picture IS worth a thousand words! Ten thousand words! > >>>> > Oh rejoice! > >>>> > > >>>> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@ > >>>> > wrote: > >>>> > > > >>>> > > Meet Ms. Share Long - the pioneer of Global Halpiness. > >>>> > > > >>>> > > Ms. Long entered the Guinness book of world records for her > >>>> > > 100,000th picture with an infant. Reporters caught up with Ms. Long. > >>>> > > > >>>> > > Reporter - Ms. Long, is this your secret to happiness - pose with an > >>>> > > infant everyday? > >>>> > > > >>>> > > Ms. Long - Yes, I sincerely believe this. God helped come to this > >>>> > > realization and spread this message. All people need to do to be > >>>> > > happy is pose with an infant everyday. > >>>> > > > >>>> > > Reporter - Wow this is impressive. > >>>> > > > >>>> > > Ms. Long - Yes, people walk up to me everyday, hug and cry and thank > >>>> > > me for returning happiness in their lives. > >>>> > > > >>>> > > Reporter - Ms. Long, who was your inspiration? > >>>> > > > >>>> > > Ms. Long - it was an enigmatic, enlightened tantric Guru Barry > >>>> > > Wright from Amsterdam. He has a habit of throwing his shit at the > >>>> > > fan to shock people. But when I visited him I was struck by his > >>>> > > photo of him with a little girl. I was totally covered with shit but > >>>> > > I realized this was the happiest man in the world and this was the > >>>> > > secret to happiness, posing with infants. Tantra Guru Barry Wright's > >>>> > > compassion was much, he dramatically transformed my life. > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > On May 16, 2013, at 4:22 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote: > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > Ann, surely unintentionally, turq is teaching me how to love those > >>>> > > > who are indifferent to me. Big valuable lesson so I'm grateful. So > >>>> > > > easy to love those who love and or hate us! Reading his scathing > >>>> > > > posts while remembering the photo of him holding infant Maya, I > >>>> > > > conclude he's the happiest curmudgeon I've ever known, thus an > >>>> > > > enigma. > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > Now I'm laughing as I remember that today is my first FFL > >>>> > > > anniversary. > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > From: Ann awoelflebater@ > >>>> > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > >>>> > > > Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 10:26 PM > >>>> > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Coping > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Susan" wrote: > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > Wow, Barry. NOt my area of expertise at all, but sounds as if > >>>> > > > > the people who understand what you are all doing think it is > >>>> > > > > really good. Congrats. Nice to be part of a field at its > >>>> > > > > inception and then as it grows (computers etc) > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > Remember Share, he is not your friend and "doesn't give a shit" > >>>> > > > how many compliments you give him. But carry on believin'. > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long wrote: > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > turq, if this is what you've been working on, > >>>> > > > > > congratulations! > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > ________________________________ > >>>> > > > > > From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com > >>>> > > > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > >>>> > > > > > Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 10:21 AM > >>>> > > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Coping > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > >  > >>>> > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray27" wrote: > >>>> > > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb wrote: > >>>> > > > > > > > These days, Steve, you're pretty much "It" for the Hate > >>>> > > > > > > > Brigade, since you're one of the only people who will > >>>> > > > > > > > bother even trying to interact with them as if they > >>>> > > > > > > > might have something to say. I think that's magnanimous > >>>> > > > > > > > and compassionate of you, but to them it just makes you > >>>> > > > > > > > a target. > >>>> > > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > I admit Barry, I find FFL rather dull without those > >>>> > > > > > > interactions. So I > >>>> > > > > > > guess I'm a pretty guilty party. > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > You've definitely got a point there about FFL as a whole. :-) > >>>> > > > > > If you're having fun interacting with these folks, by all > >>>> > > > > > means > >>>> > > > > > continue. It stopped being even interesting for me some time > >>>> > > > > > ago. > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > BTW, neat story about your current working assignment. > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > It's an interesting project. News about it arrived today, for > >>>> > > > > > those (few) who might be interested: > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > IBM Worklight Wins SIIA CODiE Award > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > IBM Worklight was just announced as the winner of the 2013 > >>>> > > > > > CODiE Award for Best Mobile Development Solution by the > >>>> > > > > > Software and Information Industry Association (SIIA), the > >>>> > > > > > principal trade association for the software and digital > >>>> > > > > > content industries. The SIIA CODiE Award win is a prestigious > >>>> > > > > > honor as winners are reviewed and chosen by software industry > >>>> > > > > > executives and SIIA member votes. > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > http://www.siia.net/codies/2013/winners_detail.asp?nID=480 > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > >>>> Reply via web post Reply to sender Reply to group >
