OMG dear Share I just realized you would need help with this and I will assist you since I do this kind of shit everyday at work.
It will be a spreadsheet, sent everyday like the post count, I will send a sample later tonight. It will analyze all your posts and track it. This is how I think it should be Title : Share's posting summary Week ending May 24. Rows: Your post numbers Columns: 1) Poster (to whom it's addressed) - Uncleji, John, Steve, Xeno etc 2) Subject (of the post) - General, Ayurveda, Astrology etc Next 5 columns indicating if it meets the following success criteria, the values would be a simple check mark indicating whether your posts meet the listed criteria. The criteria being the presence of the following 3) Phoniness 4) Lame joke 5) Titillation including fake laughter 6) Platitude Let me know - it should be a collaborative effort I think. This should help meet your goals and thereby happiness. On May 17, 2013, at 1:40 PM, Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.r...@gmail.com> wrote: > Dear Share - ok one last thing. It's clear at this point that you have > nothing intelligent to contribute here on FFL. Please stop humiliating > yourself by thinking you can contribute anything intelligent, stop responding > to intelligent posters like Judy, Ann, Emily. I have been going after you for > the last month and I have nothing sincere, intelligent back from you. > > Let's stick to your formula of phony posts - asking innocent questions, > getting titillated by platitudes interspersed with phony laughter, lame jokes. > > This is your secret to success and happiness on FFL. Trust me this is the > brilliance and the exceptional mind of Dr. Ravi Chivukula, Psy. D, UCLA at > work here. > > You have 50 posts - here's what you should do > > 1) 7 posts on your general life - personal trips, travails of daily life such > cars stuck in snow, Fairfield weather, dome reports, healer, Guru visits. > > 2) 3 posts on recent platitudes that you got attracted and have started > practicing - such as CC is a stepping stone to Unity. > > 3) 5 posts/questions to Uncleji Bhairitu on Ayurveda, various remedies for > pitta, vata aggravation(derangement is not the right word - I used it to mock > you) > > 4) 5 posts/questions to John on Astrology, current transits and Dasha periods > > 5) 5 posts expressing hysterical joy(fake orgasm) at Guru Xeno's descriptions > of Unity > > 6) 2 posts/questions to salyavin on Science > > 7) 3 posts to merudanda on poetry, drama and such > > 8) 5 posts to Barry on Maya, Amsterdam/Paris, admiration for his tantric shit > in the fan technique. > > 9) 5 posts/questions to various other random posters like Curtis/Buck/Feste > > 10) 5 posts checking up on Steve - wishing him happy journey, his family etc > > 10) 5 posts/questions to Dr. DD and others on more platitudes. > > Love, > Ravi > > > On May 17, 2013, at 11:44 AM, Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.r...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> And dear Share now that you have figured out my problem I better come clean. >> >> I'm envious of Barry - why would I not? >> >> I live in Guttersville, Alabama, work as a grocery store clerk, come back to >> my trailer to drown my unhappiness smoking a pack of Basics, drinking 12 >> pack of Natural light, listening to Rush Limbaugh, cheering for Crimson >> Tide, pimping my girl friend and selling my food stamps to get high on >> cocaine and methamphetamine. >> >> Happy? >> >> On May 17, 2013, at 10:53 AM, Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.r...@gmail.com> >> wrote: >> >>> Yes - of course how can one not be grumpy dear Share. You think the secret >>> of happiness is posing with babies. Steve one-ups you, his criteria for >>> happiness is living in a Cosmopolitan city, working at a big company and a >>> family to go back to (forget the fact that it's not Barry's family) >>> >>> Forget about me I think the whole medical industry - psychiatrists, >>> psychologists, Big Pharma, therapists; all clergy, pastors, healers, Gurus >>> are envious of your brilliance !!! >>> >>> You are going to soon put them out of business. >>> >>> No Share dear yours and Barry's stuntedness, Steve's retardedness doesn't >>> make me grumpy. I laugh, laugh my ass off then feel pity and sadness. You >>> guys are hell bent on propping each other up and you don't care how >>> ridiculous, idiotic, moronic, retarded, dishonest you sound. >>> >>> >>> On May 17, 2013, at 4:21 AM, Share Long <sharelon...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>> >>>> Plus his health is good, he has financial security and he has a >>>> fascinating group of people to interact with online (-: >>>> Wishing the sweet spot life to everyone on FFL, especially a certain young >>>> grumpy boots down San Diego way. >>>> >>>> >>>> From: seventhray27 <steve.sun...@yahoo.com> >>>> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com >>>> Sent: Thursday, May 16, 2013 9:43 PM >>>> Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Coping >>>> >>>> >>>> You know, it seems to me Barry is pretty much hitting the sweet spots of >>>> life right now. He's working on a cutting edge technology project for >>>> what is probably the most successful technology company that is and ever >>>> was. He was hand selected by someone to be the team leader of a portion >>>> of the project, he's living in what is considered one of the most >>>> cosmopolitan cities in the world, commuting on the weekends to be with his >>>> family, which includes a sweet little girl. How much better can it really >>>> get? >>>> And to top it off, he sounds as happy as I've ever known him to be. >>>> >>>> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... wrote: >>>> > >>>> > Oh Yes! Rapture! I GET IT! >>>> > >>>> > The infantile poseur, posing with the infant!!! >>>> > >>>> > Don't you SEE it, Ravi?? TGBW is teaching us about Unity Consciousness, >>>> > how the inside *is* the outside, and vice-versa!! >>>> > >>>> > Simply and elegantly, through a photo, offered unapologetically to the >>>> > peons on FFL. A picture IS worth a thousand words! Ten thousand words! >>>> > Oh rejoice! >>>> > >>>> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@ >>>> > wrote: >>>> > > >>>> > > Meet Ms. Share Long - the pioneer of Global Halpiness. >>>> > > >>>> > > Ms. Long entered the Guinness book of world records for her 100,000th >>>> > > picture with an infant. Reporters caught up with Ms. Long. >>>> > > >>>> > > Reporter - Ms. Long, is this your secret to happiness - pose with an >>>> > > infant everyday? >>>> > > >>>> > > Ms. Long - Yes, I sincerely believe this. God helped come to this >>>> > > realization and spread this message. All people need to do to be happy >>>> > > is pose with an infant everyday. >>>> > > >>>> > > Reporter - Wow this is impressive. >>>> > > >>>> > > Ms. Long - Yes, people walk up to me everyday, hug and cry and thank >>>> > > me for returning happiness in their lives. >>>> > > >>>> > > Reporter - Ms. Long, who was your inspiration? >>>> > > >>>> > > Ms. Long - it was an enigmatic, enlightened tantric Guru Barry Wright >>>> > > from Amsterdam. He has a habit of throwing his shit at the fan to >>>> > > shock people. But when I visited him I was struck by his photo of him >>>> > > with a little girl. I was totally covered with shit but I realized >>>> > > this was the happiest man in the world and this was the secret to >>>> > > happiness, posing with infants. Tantra Guru Barry Wright's compassion >>>> > > was much, he dramatically transformed my life. >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > > >>>> > > On May 16, 2013, at 4:22 AM, Share Long sharelong60@ wrote: >>>> > > >>>> > > > Ann, surely unintentionally, turq is teaching me how to love those >>>> > > > who are indifferent to me. Big valuable lesson so I'm grateful. So >>>> > > > easy to love those who love and or hate us! Reading his scathing >>>> > > > posts while remembering the photo of him holding infant Maya, I >>>> > > > conclude he's the happiest curmudgeon I've ever known, thus an >>>> > > > enigma. >>>> > > > >>>> > > > Now I'm laughing as I remember that today is my first FFL >>>> > > > anniversary. >>>> > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > From: Ann awoelflebater@ >>>> > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com >>>> > > > Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 10:26 PM >>>> > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Coping >>>> > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Susan" wrote: >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > Wow, Barry. NOt my area of expertise at all, but sounds as if the >>>> > > > > people who understand what you are all doing think it is really >>>> > > > > good. Congrats. Nice to be part of a field at its inception and >>>> > > > > then as it grows (computers etc) >>>> > > > >>>> > > > Remember Share, he is not your friend and "doesn't give a shit" how >>>> > > > many compliments you give him. But carry on believin'. >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long wrote: >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > turq, if this is what you've been working on, congratulations! >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > ________________________________ >>>> > > > > > From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com >>>> > > > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com >>>> > > > > > Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2013 10:21 AM >>>> > > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Coping >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > >  >>>> > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray27" wrote: >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb wrote: >>>> > > > > > > > These days, Steve, you're pretty much "It" for the Hate >>>> > > > > > > > Brigade, since you're one of the only people who will >>>> > > > > > > > bother even trying to interact with them as if they >>>> > > > > > > > might have something to say. I think that's magnanimous >>>> > > > > > > > and compassionate of you, but to them it just makes you >>>> > > > > > > > a target. >>>> > > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > I admit Barry, I find FFL rather dull without those >>>> > > > > > > interactions. So I >>>> > > > > > > guess I'm a pretty guilty party. >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > You've definitely got a point there about FFL as a whole. :-) >>>> > > > > > If you're having fun interacting with these folks, by all means >>>> > > > > > continue. It stopped being even interesting for me some time ago. >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > > BTW, neat story about your current working assignment. >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > It's an interesting project. News about it arrived today, for >>>> > > > > > those (few) who might be interested: >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > IBM Worklight Wins SIIA CODiE Award >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > IBM Worklight was just announced as the winner of the 2013 CODiE >>>> > > > > > Award for Best Mobile Development Solution by the Software and >>>> > > > > > Information Industry Association (SIIA), the principal trade >>>> > > > > > association for the software and digital content industries. The >>>> > > > > > SIIA CODiE Award win is a prestigious honor as winners are >>>> > > > > > reviewed and chosen by software industry executives and SIIA >>>> > > > > > member votes. >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > http://www.siia.net/codies/2013/winners_detail.asp?nID=480 >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > > >>>> > > >>>> > >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Reply via web post Reply to sender Reply to group
