--- In [email protected], "David Fiske" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > : > > --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > wrote: > > <snip> > > > As for the redoutable woman, I had intended not to comment > > > further, but I just cracked myself up last night over that > > > same comment and I have to share it with people here. I > > > was re-watching "The Excorcist" to review it, and the part > > > came on the screen where Father Karras is shaking holy water > > > on poor Regan and shouting, "The power of Christ compels you! > > > The power of Christ compels you!" > > > > > > I lost it, because in my mind's eye, I say Judy, sitting in > > > front of her computer, sprinkling New Jersey river water on > > > the screen and shouting, "The power of Stein compels you! > > > The power of Stein compels you!" > > > > <swing...swing...swing> > > > > Yup, works pretty well, I'd say. > > > > (Actually it would be seawater, given my location > > on the shore.) > > > How about doing that for a fun(d) RAISER?
Or in the interest of world peace. I mean, someone who believes she can make a guy's dick fall off from afar is pissing away her talents here on FFL. Why not use that...uh...talent for the greater good of humanity? For example, if she just aimed one of her patented Dickwhammys at the guys in Al-Qaeda, that would be the end of terrorist attacks. What, after all, are these guys going to do with those 72 virgins that Allah presents them in Heaven if they're dickless? Or she could aim the whammy at George W. Bush. Lord knows Laura would never notice the difference, but most of those Neocon supporters are such closet cases that they'd drop the dickless wonder like a hot potato. The potential uses of the Dickwhammy are endless. And just think...if she'd used it on Maharishi 40 years ago, Rick would have none of those TM camp follower babes to obsess about... :-) Unc ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
