--- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In [email protected], "David Fiske" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > : > > > --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > wrote: > > > <snip> > > > > As for the redoutable woman, I had intended not to comment > > > > further, but I just cracked myself up last night over that > > > > same comment and I have to share it with people here. I > > > > was re-watching "The Excorcist" to review it, and the part > > > > came on the screen where Father Karras is shaking holy water > > > > on poor Regan and shouting, "The power of Christ compels you! > > > > The power of Christ compels you!" > > > > > > > > I lost it, because in my mind's eye, I say Judy, sitting in > > > > front of her computer, sprinkling New Jersey river water on > > > > the screen and shouting, "The power of Stein compels you! > > > > The power of Stein compels you!" > > > > > > <swing...swing...swing> > > > > > > Yup, works pretty well, I'd say. > > > > > > (Actually it would be seawater, given my location > > > on the shore.) > > > > > > How about doing that for a fun(d) RAISER? > > Or in the interest of world peace. > > I mean, someone who believes she can make a guy's > dick fall off from afar is pissing away her talents > here on FFL. Why not use that...uh...talent for the > greater good of humanity? > > For example, if she just aimed one of her patented > Dickwhammys at the guys in Al-Qaeda, that would be > the end of terrorist attacks. What, after all, are > these guys going to do with those 72 virgins that > Allah presents them in Heaven if they're dickless? > > Or she could aim the whammy at George W. Bush. Lord > knows Laura would never notice the difference, but most > of those Neocon supporters are such closet cases that > they'd drop the dickless wonder like a hot potato. > > The potential uses of the Dickwhammy are endless. And > just think...if she'd used it on Maharishi 40 years > ago, Rick would have none of those TM camp follower > babes to obsess about... :-)
It only works, I reiterate, if the dick-swinger in question *believes* I have that power. ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
