--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray27" steve.sundur@ wrote: > (snip) > > On the witness stand: > > > > "Mr. Carlsen, did you state in an unequivocal manner that you > > never, and would never, strike someone in the course of > > conducting your "confrontations" > > "Why, no, that is not what I stated. You haven't been > paying attention, as usual." > > *plonk*
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, you have heard the evidence. It is now time for you to make your decision. The guidelines I have given you are simple in this case. Did Mr. Carlsen lie when he repeatedly stated that he did not strike anyone, in the course of his confrontations. You may request copies of his testimony where he attempts to put this striking in a certain context, but the issue we are dealing with here is the simple, Did Mr. Carlsen lie when he made his statements about striking. The bailiff will stationed outside the door, and when you reach your decision the jury spokesman should notify the bailiff and you can come back into the courtroom to have the verdict read. Please be advise that defense council or prosecutor may wish to poll each juror as to why they reached the verdict. One note: Any "plonking" once the verdict is read will not be tolerated"