HI ANN! YOU CRACK ME UP!
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ann" <awoelflebater@...> wrote:
>
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "emilymae.reyn" wrote:
> >
> > Dear Share,
> > Pay close attention now.....
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqWMKKC1Clg
> >
> > You accused Robin of unconscionable behavior. You took no
> > responsibility at all for what was in your internal landscape that
> could
> > have generated such a reaction. You never came up with a single valid
> > demonstration of your accusation on his part. You never apologized to
> > Robin in public, where it should have happened, given what you spread
> > all over FFL. Your internal dishonesty will continue to prevent you
> > from understanding compassion.
> Emily!!!!! Hi : ))
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long wrote:
> > >
> > > turq, I enjoy some of what Robin writes and think he adds to the
> > richness of FFL so would welcome his return.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > ________________________________
> > > From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
> > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
> > > Sent: Friday, July 5, 2013 3:10 AM
> > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Announcing the Robin Carlsen Memorial
> > Narcissism Award
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Â
> > > For those who pride themselves either on their corpulent egos or
> their
> > misguided belief in their own writing abilities (or both), we are
> > pleased to announce a mini-contest on Fairfield Life. The duration of
> > this contest extends through the rest of 2013, and will be repeated
> > annually. The recipient will receive the coveted Robin Carlsen
> > Narcissism Trophy, a large statuette of the word ME carved by a known
> > artist from a solid block of bullshit, and then gold-plated.
> > >
> > > The rules of this contest are simple:
> > >
> > >
> > > * You must write a number of "serial posts," each with the same
> > Subject line, each lambasting some personal enemy who has affronted
> you,
> > and whom you must officially Take To Task, For The Greater Benefit Of
> > Humanity.
> > >
> > > * Each of these serial posts must be (in honor of the poster whose
> > name adorns the trophy) a minimum of 3,000 words in length. You may
> > "pad" your entries somewhat by including long quotes from the person
> you
> > are ragging on, but if the word count of these quotes exceeds your own
> > verbiage, you risk disqualification.
> > >
> > > * Each of the serial posts in a series must have a singular focus,
> in
> > that most of the rants have to be trying to "get" one specific enemy.
> Of
> > course you can throw in the occasional tirade against *other* people
> on
> > this forum you hate, but again if you include too many, you risk
> > disqualification.
> > >
> > > * The number of posts to be included in this series is up to you,
> but
> > be warned that the "standard" in this contest was set by its namesake,
> > so any number less than five in a row, separated by any more than a
> day
> > between posts, will be perceived (and rightly) as the slacking it is.
> > >
> > > * At the end of your post series, to qualify for the award you must
> > present an impassioned, whiny plea/demand to the hate-object you are
> > ragging on (and to anyone else reading your post series) to RESPOND,
> and
> > in fact respond by arguing with you about *every* point you made. You
> > are free to impugn their character in any way you want if they do NOT
> > respond, and you are free to make multiple whine-posts demanding a
> > RESPONSE, even after the series is over.
> > > Points will be awarded for the total number of posts per series,
> total
> > word count, and amount of sheer invective hurled, as well as lack of
> > creativity and bad writing (which we assume is a given for anyone
> > entering the contest).
> > >
> > > Extra points will be awarded for achieving near-Robin-like levels of
> > manic narcissism and obsession, as demonstrated by the posts being
> made
> > late at night, well after midnight posters' time, staring
> > > glassy-eyed at the screen and spewing venom non-stop in a veritable
> > shitstorm of invective. (This should not be a problem for anyone
> > choosing to enter such a contest, judging from past history.)
> > >
> > > *Serious* extra points will be awarded to posters taking their *own*
> > faults and weaknesses and projecting them onto their enemy.
> > >
> > > Good luck, and may the Best Narcissist win...
> > >
> >
>
