If you are feeling like a nut, have some Brahman Joy.
--- In [email protected], doctordumbass@... <no_reply@...> wrote:
>
> No use trying to curry favor with you, I see. Let's spice things up a bit,
> eh, Swami? I invoke the Fast Food Siddhi - ITS GAME ON!!
>
> OK -my move- I am manifesting my Cosmic Chili Cheese Fries, with extra
> napkins, in the Astral Dimensions! This is frickin' *un-real*!!!
>
> Your turn, my formidable Eastern Gastrinome, Swami Gulabjamunanda!
>
> --- In [email protected], "Alex Stanley" <j_alexander_stanley@>
> wrote:
> >
> >
> >
> > --- In [email protected], obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > --- In [email protected], "Alex Stanley"
> > > <j_alexander_stanley@> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > --- In [email protected], obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Jai Swami Gulabjamunanda!
> > > > >
> > > > > Such a deal! I would like to know how many gulab jamun can be bought
> > > > > for $107.95.
> > > > > What the heck, please put me in for a few dozen, complete with syrup!
> > > > > Next day air delivery!
> > > > >
> > > > > Please!
> > > >
> > > > What! You are thinking that you would be getting more than one gulab
> > > > jamun for such a reasonable price? NO GULAB FOR YOU!!!
> > > >
> > > Buy one get one free?
> >
> > Ok, because you are being my most devout devotee, I have used the Divine
> > Science of Vedic Mathematics, taught to me by my guru, Swami
> > Tandoorchickenanda, to produce a special, most auspicious,
> > buy-one-get-one-free price just for you:
> >
> > $216
> >
>
