Speaking of nuts. Gulab Jamuns, uh hem. 
 Has Guru Gulabjamunanda and Swami Tandoorchicken shipped my two? 

--- In [email protected], "Alex Stanley" <j_alexander_stanley@...> 
wrote:
>
> If you are feeling like a nut, have some Brahman Joy.
> 
> --- In [email protected], doctordumbass@ <no_reply@> wrote:
> >
> > No use trying to curry favor with you, I see. Let's spice things up a bit, 
> > eh, Swami? I invoke the Fast Food Siddhi - ITS GAME ON!!
> > 
> > OK -my move- I am manifesting my Cosmic Chili Cheese Fries, with extra 
> > napkins, in the Astral Dimensions! This is frickin' *un-real*!!!
> > 
> > Your turn, my formidable Eastern Gastrinome, Swami Gulabjamunanda!
> > 
> > --- In [email protected], "Alex Stanley" <j_alexander_stanley@> 
> > wrote:
> > >
> > > 
> > > 
> > > --- In [email protected], obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > --- In [email protected], "Alex Stanley" 
> > > > <j_alexander_stanley@> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > 
> > > > > 
> > > > > --- In [email protected], obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Jai Swami Gulabjamunanda!
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > Such a deal!  I would like to know how many gulab jamun can be 
> > > > > > bought for $107.95.  
> > > > > > What the heck, please put me in for a few dozen, complete with 
> > > > > > syrup!
> > > > > > Next day air delivery!
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > Please!
> > > > >  
> > > > > What! You are thinking that you would be getting more than one gulab 
> > > > > jamun for such a reasonable price? NO GULAB FOR YOU!!!
> > > > > 
> > > > Buy one get one free?
> > > 
> > > Ok, because you are being my most devout devotee, I have used the Divine 
> > > Science of Vedic Mathematics, taught to me by my guru, Swami 
> > > Tandoorchickenanda, to produce a special, most auspicious, 
> > > buy-one-get-one-free price just for you:
> > > 
> > > $216
> > >
> >
>


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