---In FairfieldLife@{{emailDomain}}, <punditster@...> wrote:
On 12/26/2013 11:52 AM, bobpriced@... mailto:bobpriced@... wrote:
they both believe their PCs' are desirable substitutes for companions with
heartbeats "What do ya wanna to do? Wanna be hackers? Cold crackers? Slackers?
Wastin' time with all the chat-room yakkers; nine to five chillin' at Hewlet
Packard. Wanna run with my crew, huh? Through cyber space and crunch numbers
like I do. They call me the king of the spreadsheets; got 'em all printed out
on my bedsheets.
My new computer's got the clocks; it rocks. But it was obsolete before I
opened the box. You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that
junk away, man, it's an antique. Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's
great, if you can use a nice, heavy, paper-weight. My digital media is write
protected, every volumn inspected, no viruses detected. I beta-tested every
operatin' system, gave ops to some, on others I dised 'em.
While your computers crashin', mine's multi-taskin'. Got a flat screen
monitor, forty inches wide; I believe your's says etch-a-sketch on the side. In
a 32-bit world, you're a two bit user; you've got your own newsgroup - all
total losers. You're motherboard melts, when you try to send a fax; where'd you
get that CPU? In a box of Cracker Jacks?
What do ya wanna to do? Wanna be hackers? Cold crackers? Slackers? Wastin'
time with all the chat-room yakkers; nine to five chillin' at Hewlet Packard.
What?"
'Its All About the Pentiums'
by Weird Al Yankovich
From the CD 'Running With Scissors'
http://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos http://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuKwpkUNNrA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuKwpkUNNrA
