"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone." - Will Rogers
On Sun, Dec 1, 2013 at 6:35 PM, Richard Williams <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: > Hayseed: This here bird dog is worth $1000. > > Farmer: How do you know that? > > Hayseed: Because I just traded two $500 cats for him! > > > > > On Fri, Nov 22, 2013 at 8:01 PM, Richard Williams <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: > >> "What do you mean nepotism? He's my brother." >> >> >> On Wed, Nov 20, 2013 at 3:13 PM, Richard Williams >> <pundits...@gmail.com>wrote: >> >>> A man rushed into a busy doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think >>> I'm shrinking!" The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll >>> just have to be a little patient." >>> >>> >>> On Sun, Oct 27, 2013 at 7:07 PM, Richard J. Williams < >>> pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>>> Barack! This is NOT a conference call. >>>> >>>> >>>> On 10/27/2013 6:28 PM, dhamiltony...@yahoo.com wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> - War does not determine who is right, only who is left. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> ---In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, <punditster@...> >>>> <punditster@...>wrote: >>>> >>>> Shotgun wedding: a matter of wife and death. >>>> >>>> On 10/27/2013 9:03 AM, steve.sundur@... wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Funny, funny, funny! >>>> >>>> >>>> ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, >>>> <fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com><fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com>wrote: >>>> >>>> The only useful purpose for a child's middle name is so they know >>>> when Mom is really angry with them. >>>> >>>> On 10/27/2013 8:09 AM, dhamiltony2k5@... wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> - You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute >>>> to skydive twice. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, >>>> <fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com><fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com>wrote: >>>> >>>> Before you criticize others, you should walk a mile in their shoes. >>>> That way, you'll be 5,280 feet away from them and they'll be barefooted. >>>> >>>> On 10/25/2013 5:58 PM, dhamiltony2k5@... wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> - To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever >>>> you hit the target. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, >>>> <fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com><fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com>wrote: >>>> >>>> While it is true that the early bird gets the worm, it's the second >>>> mouse that gets the cheese. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> >> >
