Did you divorce her, by throwing her a *pineapple*? ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <punditster@...> wrote :
On 7/15/2014 8:58 AM, Richard J. Williams wrote: > On 7/15/2014 7:24 AM, Richard J. Williams wrote: >> One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is >> such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, >> but being old is comfortable. > > > If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. > In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.