---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <punditster@...> wrote :
You saw the final minute or two of the race - and the race wasn't even over yet? But, what do "TITS" have to do with the race if its an online discussion group? We all have tits. Go figure. Get with the program, Ricky. You haven't left the starting gate and the rest of us are enjoying crumpets and tea in the Club House. > On Mon, Sep 15, 2014 at 9:17 AM, fleetwood_macncheese@... mailto:fleetwood_macncheese@... [FairfieldLife] <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> wrote: I saw the final minute or two. Following the horrific TRIPLE wardrobe malfunction in the final turn - Major Fashion Disaster - numbers 4, 6 and 8 were the only ones holding onto shreds of decency, down the final stretch. At the last minute, #8, (widely favored), in a burst of incredible energy, revved like a hurricane, and secured the win**, by FOUR TITS. **Sadly, after a review of the race film, #8 was revealed to have quickly snorted something out of a secret compartment in his thumb ring, just prior to his explosive finish, and was disqualified. The win went to #6, who has now quit his day job as a stand in for Glenn Close, and is focusing in drag racing, full time. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <awoelflebater@...> wrote : ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fleetwood_macncheese@...> wrote : BRAVO! Well done - handicapped the field! I figured #5 for second, due to his plain brutish strength, if he can muscle that troublesome hem out of the way. And yes, 8 doesn't have a chance (or clue -- something in the water?). Would be a teeny bit more awesome, if each nag had a sock monkey, piggy-back - I kind of like the whole "jockey" thing - but who's complaining? I can't help but keep going with this, I am laughing so hard. Here is a shot taken a bit further down the field. It seems like things are heating up but poor #7 is, as predicted, well back from the rest of the field. #9 is busting a gut and his bustier at the same time. #6 and #8 look like real contenders here but #5's green racing silks seem to be hampering him although he does look glorious streaming down the field. Style is not lost in this race - if you can't cross the finish line first then at least you can look marvelous trying. Maybe that should be my motto. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <awoelflebater@...> wrote : ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fleetwood_macncheese@...> wrote : My money is on number nine, by a fake breast. LOL. No one should bet on #8, very slow out of the gate there. #10 looks promising but it might just be all bravado and no finishing strength. #7 Looks like he's a little too playful out of the gate and #6 needs to get his rear engaged, lift his forehand and start to really run if he's going to finish in the top three. #5 seems hampered by ill-fitting tack so that one might not finish. All in all, a scruffy lot - obviously their maiden race. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <awoelflebater@...> wrote : ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <dhamiltony2k5@...> wrote : One could also argue the indictment and case that this weekly drag race has become an indulgence of unkindness to the more relevant and serious material that was the spiritual community of Fairfieldlife at Yahoo. Just like Maharishi's Brahmacharya Satyananda might go smack a scorpion down off a wall I should urge our community list moderators here to smack the memberships of these errant authors racing up and down the main drag here of our community before Yahoo-groups gets wind of this violation of groups guidelines and closes the whole roadway of FFL to us. Please act swiftly and save the larger community of FFL before these posting drag-racers take it entirely down. Sincerely, -Buck in the Dome I'm not sure if this was the kind of drag racing you were talking about but if so, then I would have to agree that this might be a violation of the rules.