"So, now we have it - These two teams - One side of the ring, the Bad Girls
Club, [wild applause, flowers tossed] and on the other, the Mother Teresa
Triplets [boos, old fruit and shoes thrown]!
Good Evening, we are your announcers, Biff Tanner, and Pete Stone, here for
one of the most exciting matches of the season! ...WRESTLEMANIA!...Helloooooo,
Fairfield!! [crowd roars, some whistles] The MTT look pretty, well, I'm just
gunna say it, pissed-off, for this one - and there's the bell!
Thanks, Biff WHOA, Barry just got body-slammed!! By one of his own crew! He's
shaken - Messed that lil' pup UP...
Sure did Pete, sure did - that was a real surprise, MJ really decked him.
Sure did Biff, sure did...now for a message from our sponsor, Mega-Boost, and
back in a moment!"