--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, cardemaister <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "lurkernomore20002000" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Richard J. Williams" > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > > > So, who put the Light in enlightenment? > > > > The same person who put in the ape in apricot, and the hot in > > hotentot. That's who. > > > > lurk > > > > > > > Did s/he also put the "nuff" in "enough"?
Reminds me of my first job working at Baskin Robbins. A women came in and asked what flavors we had. I went through several of the 31 and she said she wanted vanilla. It turned out we were out of vanilla and I told her so. She asked again what flavors we had and again I went through more of the 31 and again she said she wanted vanilla. I said, Maam, I'm sorry, we're out of vanilla. So again, she asked what we had, and again I continued through the list. She said she wanted vanilla. So, I said Maam, can you spell the choc in chocolate, and she did. I said, can you spell the straw in strawberry, and she did. I said, Maam, can you spell the fuck in vanilla. She said there is no fuck in vanilla. I said, Maam, that's what I've been trying to tell you. There is no FUCKINVANILLA. That's my story and I'm stickin to it. lurk > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/JjtolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/