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----- Original Message -----
From: Bill
Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2006 10:25 PM
Subject: Fw: my new lexus

 
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Sent: Monday, January 30, 2006 7:49 PM
Subject: Fw: my new lexus

 
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Sent: Monday, January 30, 2006 6:36 AM
Subject: Fw: my new lexus

My new Lexus RX400h

I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the dealer
the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the
radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was
voice activated.

"Watch this!" He said, "Nelson! The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued...and "On The Road Again" came from
the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd
say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new
car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!"  I yelled...The French National Anthem began to
play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax.....

Damn, I LOVE this car


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