Scorecard:
- Number of lines: 593
- Number of words: 5,337
- Number of pages: 14
- Flesch Reading Ease score: 70 (out of 100)
- Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level score: 4.9 (almost fifth grade)
- Outrage quotient: 100 (out of 100)
- Hot air quotient: 100 (out of 100)
- Self-importance quotient: 100 (out of 100)
Number of condescending, egocentric remarks that clearly show Michael as a superior being who deigns to mingle every now and then with the rest of humanity: too many to count.
