--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, anon_couscous_ff <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I went to this fantastic new group the other night. Its called Neo- Poop. > I highly recommend it. They give you the straight poop, right from the > horses mouth, so to speak. Its lead by a guy named Poop-a-ji. His > darshan is incredible. It is so strong, you can even smell it. I was > dazed and dazzled by the time left. The method is to cut right through > all your crap. You look directly into Poop-a-ji's eyes and he says, > "You are shit!" I said, "That is so profound Popp-a-ji, shit being a > metaphor for all the garbage we hold onto that keeps us bound and > individual." He said, "No, I mean literaly you are Shit". Well that > just floor me, and I fell into an estatic trance upon "offerings" > dropped all over the floor. I awoke and found I had permanently > realized my essential nature. Its so so powerful, you can smell it. > For all you long-term seekers, you just have to do it. Really, you too > can be a shithead. Really. I am living proof. >
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