Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have
to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the
moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to
court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave
the room while you change? They're going to see
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse
drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can
make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that ACME crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made
from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
Why did you just try singing the two songs
above? I heard you!
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
Do you Yahoo!?
Next-gen email? Have it all with the all-new
Yahoo! Mail Beta.
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