--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > It does look like her Scrubs show but it came from a show called > Emilys Reasons Why Not > http://abc.go.com/primetime/emilysreasons/index.html > > > I found the other reasons: > > Emily puts together her five reasons to stop dating Stan from > Marketing (these reasons are scribbled on the screen as she learns > them, and the comic-book like capitalizations are theirs, not mine): > > 1. When they sleep together for the first time, he merely cuddles > with her, so when he says he just wants to sleep with you "he > means to SLEEP with you." > > 2. When he gets out of bed the next morning, he leaves some staining > behind from his "fake and bake" bronzer, so that's no good because > "he wears MAKE-UP." > > 3. In his gym bag is a subscription copy of Martha Stewart Living. > "Martha. Stewart. SUBSCRIPTION." > > 4. He does Brazilian Jujitsu, which involves men rolling around > together. "Brazilian Jujitsu. It's like the GAYEST sport there is." > > 5. While watching the Brazilian Jujitsu spar, Emily's gay friend's > gaydar goes off. "If your gay friend thinks he's gay he MUST be > gay." > > And so that's all she wrote for Stan from Marketing. There's a > "twist" when she later finds out he's just a Mormon virgin.
I knew when I heard your music that you were a twisted fuck, but this pretty much clinches it. Cool. :-) Seriously, the Dharma of the Soap Opera is a noble fascination. Out of a certain highly- developed sense of perversion, I have watched daytime and primetime soap operas all over the world, and I have come to the conclusion that they often pretty accurately capture the national state of attention. I'm not familiar with this one, but it sounds like a hoot. One of the reasons I'm so taken with the SciFi series "Firefly" lately is that it's FUNNY. And *consistently* funny. That's tough to achieve on this planet at this time. This series, whatever it is, sounds like one of those rare funny ones. To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
