--- In [email protected], Vaj <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > On Dec 6, 2006, at 4:37 AM, TurquoiseB wrote: > > > > Cool. How *is* Satan in the sack? > > Or Satan's wife.
Leaving Judy out of the equation altogether, and focusing on the more interesting (and far funnier) physiological/philosophical question, that might not matter. Satan was an angel, right? Well,according to a lot of knowledgeable sources (at least they portray them- selves as knowledgeable), angels are neither male nor female. In fact, many historical depictions of angels in art and literature have shown them as not having genitalia at all. Their nether regions are portrayed as kinda sexless lumps, like Ken or Barbie. So it seems to me that either way -- whether we're talking Satan *or* his wife -- some kind of strap-on is likely. These are the kind of deep philosophical questions that true seekers of truth and light love to ponder on chilly December mornings. I mean, when you think about it, "Did Satan grow a dick and balls when he fell from grace?" is right up there with "How *did* Supergirl ever lose her virginity, anyway?" :-)
