On Dec 6, 2006, at 9:46 AM, TurquoiseB wrote:
--- In [email protected], Vaj <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
On Dec 6, 2006, at 4:37 AM, TurquoiseB wrote:
Cool. How *is* Satan in the sack?
Or Satan's wife.
Leaving Judy out of the equation altogether, and
focusing on the more interesting (and far funnier)
physiological/philosophical question, that might
not matter.
Satan was an angel, right? Well,according to a lot
of knowledgeable sources (at least they portray them-
selves as knowledgeable), angels are neither male
nor female. In fact, many historical depictions of
angels in art and literature have shown them as not
having genitalia at all. Their nether regions are
portrayed as kinda sexless lumps, like Ken or Barbie.
So it seems to me that either way -- whether we're
talking Satan *or* his wife -- some kind of strap-on
is likely.
These are the kind of deep philosophical questions
that true seekers of truth and light love to ponder
on chilly December mornings. I mean, when you think
about it, "Did Satan grow a dick and balls when he
fell from grace?" is right up there with "How *did*
Supergirl ever lose her virginity, anyway?"
A friend who is a transpersonal psychologist claims that the biblical
Satan is actually female. I'm not sure where she got that from, but
it may Talmudic.
