--- In [email protected], hermandan0 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> Sat Yug started on Guru Purnima 2005. Am I the only one 
> remembers "Bye Bye Kali Yuga...Hello Sat Yuga"? We've been 
> living it for the past 18 months. It was declared; it was 
> inaugurated; it was celebrated with songs and bagpipes and 
> the proclamations of Rajas.
> 
> Get with the program. Sheesh!

Memo to VOOMM (Vedic Offtheprogram Outrage Memory
Modification) operatives:

1. FFL poster hermandan0 has obviously resisted his
Vedic ROBOT (Repress Offtheprogram Behavior Or 
Thoughts) training, because he is able to remember
past promises and claims.

2. Because, as you know, the ability to actually
*remember* the things Maharishi has said, promised,
or made pronouncements about in the past could 
imply the need to actually follow through on them,
this type of behavior cannot be allowed.

3. Therefore, this office authorizes you to enter
hermandan0's home in the dead of night and perform
a new memory-wipe on him. 

Remember our credo: THOSE WHO CANNOT REMEMBER 
WHAT WAS PROMISED TO THEM CANNOT SUE US WHEN
WE DON'T DELIVER.

(At least, remember it until *your* next mandatory
memory-wipe.)

Jai Guru Dev


> --- In [email protected], bob_brigante <no_reply@> wrote:
> >
> > 
> > "A miracle is going to happen"
> > 
> > Maharishi concluded by reassuring the world press that a miracle 
> > is
> > going to happen. "With the grace of Guru Dev and the tradition of
> > Vedic masters, the Vedic Pandits are going to transform salt into
> > sugar through their Vedic performances. They are going to 
> > transform
> > Kali Yuga, which is the age of negativity, into Sat Yuga, which is
> > the age of positivity. But this miracle is not an empty hope or a
> > dream. It is a practical reality that is going to occur in a 
> > natural
> > way by enlivening in world consciousness Total Natural Law—the
> > perfect system of the administration of the universe," Maharishi
> > said. "So it doesn't matter what the past has been, because the
> > collective consciousness of every nation will soon be coherent,
> > invincible, and fulfilled—free from all problems, disturbances, 
> > and suffering."



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