--- In [email protected], Vaj <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > On Jul 5, 2007, at 10:59 PM, geezerfreak wrote: > > > Yeah Barry. I wouldn't fuck with Rory. You see our man has DIRECTLY > > channeled the Avatar > > of Synthesis and has achieved such an ultra high state that > > he can only call it THE RORIAN TRADITION. > > > > You can read all about it and him, I mean HIM, at: > > http://www.artesmagicae.com/ > > > > By failing to show HIM the respect due a person of his > > highness I bet we've screwed up all chances of worshipping > > his Rorian feet and making something of ourselves. > > > > Damn! > > > Hail Rory! (said kneeling with head bowed) :-)
I'm wondering how much I owe him for the "reading." I mean, being as wonderful as all this, and having wasted so much of his Work (doncha just love the phrase "my Work," capitalization his?) and his valuable time on me, I'm kinda expecting to get a bill in the mail. And are the smileys included in the base price, or are do they incur an extra cost? This website kinda makes me appreciate the relative humility of Jim's enlightenment. He, after all, just uses his supposed realization to slam people, and as far as I can tell, he doesn't charge for the service, and he throws the smileys in for free. Bottom line -- and we used to shake our heads in disbelief at Nablus and Lou. As I said to Geez, this is a great find, esepecially for someone who here on FFL repents of his wanton ways since he's been readmitted to the Holy Of Holies, the Fairfield Buttbouncing Dome and presents himself as being On The Program. One kinda wonders whether it's all just a pose to make a buck from the other On The Program types, who might be suspicious of getting a "reading" from someone who still runs the *old* Rory act. But just as a funny segue, before relegating Rory to the same distinguished space that I reserve for Jim, Willytex, and Off, can you imagine the Web page that *Judy* would design for herself? And the "services" she would offer: * Intellectual Honesty Readings -- the definitive truth about how honest you are. With yourself, with others. Learn how intellectually honest you are, as *God* sees you. * Liar Quotient -- get the definitive reading of how many times you have *lied* in the past few years (The Judy knows *everything* about the past, after all), and how likely you are to *lie* in the future. Again, this reading comes with an official stamp that says, "The *truth*, as God sees it." * Karmic Action Strokes -- this service is actually free. All you have to do to receive this valuable reading is "pile on" when Judy insults one of her enemies. By doing so, you demonstrate your high level of evolution, and The Judy will reqard this by troking you publicly and telling you how right you are. * Many othet services offered. Write today for a full price list... :-)
