On Jul 6, 2007, at 8:13 AM, TurquoiseB wrote:
--- In [email protected], Vaj <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
>
> On Jul 5, 2007, at 10:59 PM, geezerfreak wrote:
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> > Yeah Barry. I wouldn't fuck with Rory. You see our man has
DIRECTLY
> > channeled the Avatar
> > of Synthesis and has achieved such an ultra high state that
> > he can only call it THE RORIAN TRADITION.
> >
> > You can read all about it and him, I mean HIM, at:
> > http://www.artesmagicae.com/
> >
> > By failing to show HIM the respect due a person of his
> > highness I bet we've screwed up all chances of worshipping
> > his Rorian feet and making something of ourselves.
> >
> > Damn!
>
>
> Hail Rory! (said kneeling with head bowed) :-)
I'm wondering how much I owe him for the "reading."
I mean, being as wonderful as all this, and having
wasted so much of his Work (doncha just love the
phrase "my Work," capitalization his?) and his
valuable time on me, I'm kinda expecting to get a
bill in the mail.
The first reading is Free, that's how they get you hooked. Before you
know it, you'll be wearing Rorian clothing, which looks suspiciously
like something from an L.L. Bean catalog.
And are the smileys included in the base price, or
are do they incur an extra cost?
This website kinda makes me appreciate the relative
humility of Jim's enlightenment. He, after all, just
uses his supposed realization to slam people, and as
far as I can tell, he doesn't charge for the service,
and he throws the smileys in for free.
:-)
Bottom line -- and we used to shake our heads in
disbelief at Nablus and Lou.
As I said to Geez, this is a great find, esepecially
for someone who here on FFL repents of his wanton
ways since he's been readmitted to the Holy Of Holies,
the Fairfield Buttbouncing Dome and presents himself
as being On The Program. One kinda wonders whether
it's all just a pose to make a buck from the other
On The Program types, who might be suspicious of
getting a "reading" from someone who still runs the
*old* Rory act.
One wonders how honest these people are getting their badges or if
most lie?
But just as a funny segue, before relegating Rory to
the same distinguished space that I reserve for Jim,
Willytex, and Off, can you imagine the Web page that
*Judy* would design for herself? And the "services"
she would offer:
* Intellectual Honesty Readings -- the definitive
truth about how honest you are. With yourself, with
others. Learn how intellectually honest you are,
as *God* sees you.
* Liar Quotient -- get the definitive reading of how
many times you have *lied* in the past few years
(The Judy knows *everything* about the past, after
all), and how likely you are to *lie* in the future.
Again, this reading comes with an official stamp that
says, "The *truth*, as God sees it."
* Karmic Action Strokes -- this service is actually
free. All you have to do to receive this valuable
reading is "pile on" when Judy insults one of her
enemies. By doing so, you demonstrate your high
level of evolution, and The Judy will reqard
this by troking you publicly and telling you how
right you are.
* Many othet services offered. Write today for a
full price list...
Let's not forget:
--Non Sequitur continuity services.
--1-900-Movie-I-Haven't-Seen-Psychic-Services (works even for movies
still in production)
--Awaken Your Inner Lesbian
