In a message dated 11/9/2004 4:39:57 PM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
You're a cat owner now...welcome to the wonderful world of CAT HACK. Perdictably coming whenever you:
1) sit down to eat your dinner
2) have just finished cleaning the carpets
3) are having company over
4) are running late for work and slip on that new pair of shoes you JUST took out of the box last night, only to find a surprise in the toe, AFTER you slide your foot in.
5) have just put on that last pair of stocking without a run in them, only to step in a mysterious wet spot
6) have just finished accessorising your new bedding coordinate
7) have just finished painting the room with the really wide, comfortable window sill (projectile barf from the sill down the entire face of the wall)
8) have just finished your child's science fair project...only to have a finishing touch added by your favorite feline.
9) Ah...that carefully wrapped pile of Christmas presents under the tree....
10) your neice's favorite new long-haired stuffed toy....
Felines...they do have AMAZING timing.