Aaaaand another.
> Continuity Warning: Attention, ladies and gentlemen! Canon has now
> left the building!
So...canon was fired?
> "I remember you saying that the Hyuuga elders are pretty strict, but
> how _do_ they keep horny little boys and girls
*Across town, Hinata suddenly sneezes violently*
> "Now imagine that your parents were Hyuuga," Yoshinari suggested.
OH GOD THE HORROR
> *Fortunate for me, but If I were Asano-san, I probably wouldn't
> appreciate being constantly reminded that I have the body of a
> flat-chested thirteen-year-old.*
Asano: ;_;
> *What is she, a weasel?* Sakura thought, though she wisely kept her
> mouth shut. You never knew who might be listening. "Eggs don't make
> much of a gift," the small kunoichi noted in dismay.
>
> "No, I suppose not," Yoshinari agreed.
So buy her a chicken.
> Since she'd been given the fox mask, however, Anko had become her
> 'mentor,' Yoshinari had become her friend and confidant, Asano-san
> probably wanted to eat her
H,h;;
> For a second, it seemed like nothing was going to happen, but soon an
> intense tingling sensation began to tickle Temari's breasts.
*puts on some 70s porno music*
> While Sakura was still boggling at how she'd pulled such a large
> object out of such a small opening,
WELCOME TO CHILDBIRTH, BYOTCH!
> That's why the technique was so dangerous; she'd basically tried to
> perform brain surgery on herself with a wood axe.
Ouch! XO
> "I guess so," Sakura agreed. A tiny smile curled her lips behind her
> mask; grown-up Temari was a total bitch, but she was just so _cute_ as
> a kid!
Awwww. Heheh.
> Then, with a helpless sigh, she made the needles disappear. "Whenever
> I see 'er, though, I can't help but feel like I need ta protect 'er. I
> can't explain why, but I can't fight it." Lowering her arm, she turned
> to give Sakura a rueful smile. "I think that's _my_ 'mission.'"
So Kitsune-tsuki is externally-inflicted multiple personality disorder with
a willful purpose. Hoooooookay then!
> "Hmm... Is your father a bastard?"
"Papa Gendo? Just a little."
"Musical beds is a
> favorite game of nobles, and you'd be surprised how often their
> ill-begotten get finds its way to the gates of-"
Wow, she's ASKING to get a kunai shoved up her twat. @_@;
> Sakura's hoodie. "You've got no boobs and your butt is lost in those
> shorts. If you cut your any hair shorter, people would mistake you for
> a boy."
OUCH.
> "Hey! I do so have boobs!" Sakura whined,
No, Sakura-chan, you don't. You have...well, I'm not sure WHAT they are, but
I know what they're NOT.
> "Ino?" Yamanaka Inoichi interrupted, clearing his throat. Though he
> was nearly pretty enough to be Ino's mother, with his long, wavy blond
> hair and flower-patterned shop apron, the semi-retired ninja behind
> the counter wore a look that almost screamed, 'aAaaAAH!' -
XD!!
> was for Sakura to see her dad in a dress, leading on some poor guy
> that the 'chou-baka-inu' trio had decided to harass.
O_o;;
> "Hmm..." Absurdly, Sakura actually seemed to consider the question. "I
> must've caught it from you!"
>
> "Hey, you were weird when I found you!"
XD
> "Found me?" Sakura asked, trying out the words. "You make it sound
> like I'm a lost puppy or something."
Careful Sakura, that analogy might go somewhere really dangerous...
> Far from being offended, Sakura grabbed Ino's hand as a silly smile
> wriggled its way onto her lips. "Maybe that isn't such a bad analogy.
> You know what they say about picking up strays, though: 'Don't feed it
> if you don't plan to keep it,'" she recited in a lecturing tone.
O.o;;
Pretty WAFFy chapter there. :)
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