> Aaaaand another.
>
Hopefully the next won't be long in coming; i already posted 'Blood'
to the FFML once, but now i have to revise some stuff -_-;...
> > Continuity Warning: Attention, ladies and gentlemen! Canon has now
> > left the building!
>
> So...canon was fired?
...something like that O_o;.
>
> > "I remember you saying that the Hyuuga elders are pretty strict, but
> > how _do_ they keep horny little boys and girls
>
> *Across town, Hinata suddenly sneezes violently*
Nobody ever suspects the quiet ones...
>
> > "Now imagine that your parents were Hyuuga," Yoshinari suggested.
>
> OH GOD THE HORROR
Yeah, that would pretty much be the definition of Hell...
>
> > *Fortunate for me, but If I were Asano-san, I probably wouldn't
> > appreciate being constantly reminded that I have the body of a
> > flat-chested thirteen-year-old.*
>
> Asano: ;_;
Sakura: *Wait... this means that I might _not_ grow out of it...* ;_;
>
> > *What is she, a weasel?* Sakura thought, though she wisely kept her
> > mouth shut. You never knew who might be listening. "Eggs don't make
> > much of a gift," the small kunoichi noted in dismay.
> >
> > "No, I suppose not," Yoshinari agreed.
>
> So buy her a chicken.
Somehow, i think that chicken would become dinner in fairly short
order; the application of fire might not even be necessary...
>
> > Since she'd been given the fox mask, however, Anko had become her
> > 'mentor,' Yoshinari had become her friend and confidant, Asano-san
> > probably wanted to eat her
>
> H,h;;
Yeah, not gonna comment on that one; even Sakura doesn't know why she
gets that impression...
>
> > For a second, it seemed like nothing was going to happen, but soon an
> > intense tingling sensation began to tickle Temari's breasts.
>
> *puts on some 70s porno music*
Somehow, i think it probably should have been playing since earlier...
>
> > While Sakura was still boggling at how she'd pulled such a large
> > object out of such a small opening,
>
> WELCOME TO CHILDBIRTH, BYOTCH!
>_<;
>
> > That's why the technique was so dangerous; she'd basically tried to
> > perform brain surgery on herself with a wood axe.
>
> Ouch! XO
Though they've... er... worked out for her, more or less, so far...
Sakura's ideas aren't always the best...
>
> > "I guess so," Sakura agreed. A tiny smile curled her lips behind her
> > mask; grown-up Temari was a total bitch, but she was just so _cute_ as
> > a kid!
>
> Awwww. Heheh.
Maybe she called Baki, 'Jumbo,' when she was younger...
>
> > Then, with a helpless sigh, she made the needles disappear. "Whenever
> > I see 'er, though, I can't help but feel like I need ta protect 'er. I
> > can't explain why, but I can't fight it." Lowering her arm, she turned
> > to give Sakura a rueful smile. "I think that's _my_ 'mission.'"
>
> So Kitsune-tsuki is externally-inflicted multiple personality disorder with
> a willful purpose. Hoooooookay then!
That seems to be one of the things it's capable of doing, to an
extent. It would probably actually be useful if not for that last
part, which just makes it rather inconvenient...
>
> > "Hmm... Is your father a bastard?"
>
> "Papa Gendo? Just a little."
...nah, that's my _other_ Naruto fic.
>
> "Musical beds is a
> > favorite game of nobles, and you'd be surprised how often their
> > ill-begotten get finds its way to the gates of-"
>
> Wow, she's ASKING to get a kunai shoved up her twat. @_@;
Well, she _is_ a jounin; she doesn't have much to fear from Sakura.
>
> > "Hey! I do so have boobs!" Sakura whined,
>
> No, Sakura-chan, you don't. You have...well, I'm not sure WHAT they are, but
> I know what they're NOT.
She's allowed to dream, though, isn't she?
>
> > was for Sakura to see her dad in a dress, leading on some poor guy
> > that the 'chou-baka-inu' trio had decided to harass.
>
> O_o;;
See my earlier comment to Aaron; if you're looking for _normal_
people, you probably shouldn't be looking in this particular fic...
> > "Found me?" Sakura asked, trying out the words. "You make it sound
> > like I'm a lost puppy or something."
>
> Careful Sakura, that analogy might go somewhere really dangerous...
I think 'dangerous' is the default destination for any insinuation
that Sakura tries to make...
>
> > Far from being offended, Sakura grabbed Ino's hand as a silly smile
> > wriggled its way onto her lips. "Maybe that isn't such a bad analogy.
> > You know what they say about picking up strays, though: 'Don't feed it
> > if you don't plan to keep it,'" she recited in a lecturing tone.
>
> O.o;;
>
> Pretty WAFFy chapter there. :)
Well, Sakura and Ino are friends, despite Ino's misconceptions. Things
can't be rough on Sakura _all_ the time...
The next chapter has WAFFy parts as well; i think the Sakura torture
will really start up again in the chapter after 'Blood,' so be ready!
...or something!
Anyhow, thanks for reading!
~Eimii
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