How about "Finale Rap" The default template will automatically ressurect some random worn out groove from the 80's. The "Rap Generator" plug-in will start with the fundamental "Square Dance Caller" lead line, replacing evry fourth word with the obligatory profanity.
Whaddayathink ? > > From: dhbailey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Date: 2005/11/03 Thu PM 05:17:11 EST > To: finale@shsu.edu > Subject: Re: [Finale] Product Proliferation--a Contest > > Williams, Jim wrote: > > > Finale Friends... > > > > We now have... > > > > *Finale > > *Print Music > > *Finale Guitar > > *Finale Songwriter > > > > WHAT'S NEXT??? Submit your entries to the group...now's your chance to > > dream (ha,ha)!! WHAT'S NEXT????? > > > > Finale Dirge Composer -- automatically generates music to be played at > funeral services for over-bloated software. > > Finale Jingle Composer -- "Give us a product and we'll auto-compose a > jingle for you" (comes with new expanded Rhyming Dictionary(tm) which > includes words like "cheeseburger" and "Corvette.") > > Finale A La Carte -- you get to choose whether to include GPO or not, > you decide which plug-ins you want to pay for (already paid for TGTools? > No need to pay twice, we simply won't ship the lite version to you) Wish > that silly EPS export wasn't taunting you Windows users from the > Graphics menu? We'll take it out for you! Upgrade prices range from > $39.95 on up, your choice. > > -- > David H. Bailey > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > _______________________________________________ > Finale mailing list > Finale@shsu.edu > http://lists.shsu.edu/mailman/listinfo/finale > _______________________________________________ Finale mailing list Finale@shsu.edu http://lists.shsu.edu/mailman/listinfo/finale
