Hahahaa!! Jason Merrill Instructional Technology Architect II Bank of America Global Learning
_______________________ -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Ross Sclafani Sent: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 1:11 PM To: Flash Coders List Subject: [Flashcoders] Adobe is my down-ass chick Every time I get an email from Adobe, it's like a booty call from that sexy chick I used to go out with. She may not be perfect, but she was usually good to go and was always willing to try new things. Now she has this hot new friend I've been messing with, and I can tell they're just about to ménage, so still I take the calls now and then just to make sure she's keeping herself in good shape and getting on with my new chick. Sure, we're never getting back in an exclusive relationship, but as long as she's willing to party, I'll keep her around until I find my next true love. Ross P. Sclafani Owner / Creative Director Neuromantic Industries http://www.neuromantic.com http://ross.sclafani.net http://www.twitter.com/rosssclafani 347.204.5714 On Dec 28, 2011, at 12:18 PM, "Merrill, Jason" <[email protected]> wrote: > I asked myself something today. Why does it feel like whenever I get > marketing e-mails from Adobe, it feels like an out-of-the-blue friendly text > message from an ex-girlfriend. One who I used to love and was awesome, but > now I want nothing to do with other than the occasional stalking on Facebook > to see if she married some loser and has let herself go. > > Oh wait, I know why. > > Jason Merrill > Instructional Technology Architect II > Bank of America Global Learning > > > > > > _______________________ > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > This message w/attachments (message) is intended solely for the use of the > intended recipient(s) and may contain information that is privileged, > confidential or proprietary. 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