In the course of recent events happening in the US I remember seeing a comic, which I cannot find now. It went something like this: a man sitting in front of the group of animals, a turtle, an elephant, an elk, a dog and a monkey. The punch line was something like: "I'm not wanting to take sides, thus let's establish the best candidate for ruling the country by climbing that tree".
You cannot downvote a ticket in JIRA - so that voting is... quite sided...
