i have enough time now to describle heiko's event "enter a museum without
paying"
i was vistiting last weekend the museum in hamburg/ germany and it was too
funny.
i came in, there were some people at the entrance, and i was walking with a
normal speed inside, right to the elevator. i heard a woman shouting "your
ticket please" - but i was gone... at the 1st floor i have to show my ticket
(but there was no ticket) and i told the man that i'm an artist and this is a
serious performance. he was a bit impressed and asked for my name. i was
spelling my name to him and shaked his hand with thankful word to be a part of
heikos art performance. he was a bit confused. after nibbling some of felix
gonzales-torres' fruit gums wrapped in silver foil i was strong enough to enter
the next floor to visit some nice sigmar polke objects. i like his potatoe
machine a very lot. so, using the stairs i have to show the ticket again. i was
shaking the hand of the lady and told her "hello, i am marc schulz!" with a big,
impressive and important smile. it was too funny to see her face - i believe
that she was thinking in high speed if there are any items of marc schulz in
that museum. she gave me a ticket stubb and told me that it will avoid any
problems. i was praising the friendly persons here and walked off to see
polke's potatoe machine. after an hour walking and looking around i was tired of
too many colors and good art and returned to the entrance, shaking the ladies
hand to tell her that i'm so thankful that she was a part of my performance.
