"Now sir, would you mind not chewing on the end of my pen." (also ecstacy)
*****
"Sir, please stop cleaning your car." (also speed)
disco
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>"Now, sir, 'ow many 'ands do you see before you?"
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>"I see. And what color is the third one?" (LSD)
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>*****
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>"Would you mind dancing with the WPC here WITHOUT TOUCHING HER..."
>(ecstacy)
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>*****
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>"Now sir, I am going to tell you a very funny joke..."
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>(driver ROFL)
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>"But that's not the punchline..." (hashish/marijuana)
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>*****
>
>"Now sir, when did you last take a nap?" (speed)
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