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>From: "Melissa McCarthy" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Subject: FLUXLIST: Take this quiz!
>Date: Fri, Aug 25, 2000, 7:24 PM
>
> Are you an artist? Have people told you that you are artistic? Take this
> quiz and find out! Answer yes or no to the following questions:
>
> * Do you regularly have some form of pigment on one or more bodily appendage
> that is *not* everyday makeup?
> * Have you ever seen something by the side of the road while you are driving
> that you've stopped and run back to pick up?
> * Do friends regularly call you and say "No one else wanted this, but I
> thought you might" ?
> * Does your family excuse your behavior because "She/he is an artist"?
> * When you go for short walks, do you bring a bag along "just in case" you
> find something?
> * Are there boxes in your possession with labels like "Broken Glass", "Metal
> Bits", and "Miscellaneous Art Stuff" ?
> * Have you ever doodled on a beer coaster, coctail napkin or placemat and
> found it hanging up in the establishment after you left?
> * Do you find yourself thinking that, if you *did* wind up in an asylum, not
> only would you have time to work on your art but it would also become
> instantly more valuable?
> * Do the clerks at the post office smile and/or cringe when they see you
> coming? Do they regularly suggest "these nice free envelopes"? Do they often
> call other clerks to "take a look at *this*" ?
> * Has anyone ever given you food or money for something you've made?
> * Has a small tag with your name on it ever been on a wall next to something
> you've made, with or without a dollar amount?
> * Does the way you're dressed regularly make others smile?
> * Has anyone ever crossed the street to avoid you?
> * Have you ever made a small child cry just by looking at him/her?
> * Have you ever smoked a whole pack of cigarettes while drinking straight
> whiskey because a piece was rejected from a show that you really should have
> gotten into except that the juror is obviously an ass with a personal
> vendetta against work with any *real* content and is hopelessly stuck in a
> traditional, representational RUT!?
>
AAAAHHHHHHHH!
I always suspected that my life was being recorded somewhere by someone, I
just didn't know it was you.
Indeed, I was taken by friends to a five-mile stretch of Jersey Shore
boardwork last week and came home with almost two dozen little plastic bags
filled with skee-ball tickets, candy wrappers, organic flotsom and jetsome
from the beach, and tons of tossed discarded plastic and paper junk I have
yet to identify.
Making children cry since 1971
BadgerGirl
