Are you an artist? Have people told you that you are artistic? Take this
quiz and find out! Answer yes or no to the following questions:
* Do you regularly have some form of pigment on one or more bodily appendage
that is *not* everyday makeup?
* Have you ever seen something by the side of the road while you are driving
that you've stopped and run back to pick up?
* Do friends regularly call you and say "No one else wanted this, but I
thought you might" ?
* Does your family excuse your behavior because "She/he is an artist"?
* When you go for short walks, do you bring a bag along "just in case" you
find something?
* Are there boxes in your possession with labels like "Broken Glass", "Metal
Bits", and "Miscellaneous Art Stuff" ?
* Have you ever doodled on a beer coaster, coctail napkin or placemat and
found it hanging up in the establishment after you left?
* Do you find yourself thinking that, if you *did* wind up in an asylum, not
only would you have time to work on your art but it would also become
instantly more valuable?
* Do the clerks at the post office smile and/or cringe when they see you
coming? Do they regularly suggest "these nice free envelopes"? Do they often
call other clerks to "take a look at *this*" ?
* Has anyone ever given you food or money for something you've made?
* Has a small tag with your name on it ever been on a wall next to something
you've made, with or without a dollar amount?
* Does the way you're dressed regularly make others smile?
* Has anyone ever crossed the street to avoid you?
* Have you ever made a small child cry just by looking at him/her?
* Have you ever smoked a whole pack of cigarettes while drinking straight
whiskey because a piece was rejected from a show that you really should have
gotten into except that the juror is obviously an ass with a personal
vendetta against work with any *real* content and is hopelessly stuck in a
traditional, representational RUT!?
If you've answered "yes" to one or more of these questions, you *may* indeed
be an artist! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
(Not responsible for any emotional or physical damage resulting from the
discovery of your artistic nature. Not to be taken seriously. This quiz and
its contents are the sole invention of the sender of this e-mail; no one
else can be blamed or flamed. Please do not reproduce this without proper
attribution; violation of this request will result in the mental anguish of
both the writer and the plagarist -- your conscience will bother you, and
you will be plagued with sleeplessness and constipation until you are taken
to an asylum, where your art will flourish and become instantly
collectible.)
Melissa McCarthy
Hours: whimsical or by appointment
****>>>Adult, maybe; grown-up, never!<<<****
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