Yes, Roger IS an anomaly, indeed. Only Roger could
interview himself on the website he maintains, walk the dog
twice a day, write books and poetical works, take out the
trash, play in rock bands, yet still find time to contribute
to fluxlist.
I still rhapsodize over the event in Venezuela with the
onions. The double headed anteater was Yves Klein blue, the
plaster was freshly white, and Roger played the bagpipes
magnificently the entire time. Thankfully, there were no
police - only postal workers.
allen bukoff wrote:
> Roger, you kill me.
>
> >Regarding superheroes...
> >After accidentally rescuing planet Earth
> >I was once offered the chance
> >To become a superhero.
> >Unfortunately all the best positions
> >Had gone.
> >This is what was left.
> >
> >Liquid Refreshment Machine Repairman
> >(A lifesaver on a hot day)
> >Mosquito Man
> >(Keeps insects at bay)
> >Salting Icy Roads Man
> >(Saving skidding lorries and cars)
> >Confectionery Refreshment Unit Man
> >(Saving melting chocolate bars)
> >Tadpole man
> >(Rescuing frogs from logs)
> >Stick Insect Man
> >(rescuing stick insects from frogs)
> >Ten Pence Down The Back of the Sofa Man
> >(Where only the bravest superheroes go)
> >And, of course, Supergran.
> >(but I don't somehow think so.)
> >I could have been Captain Decisive
> >But I couldn't make up my mind
> >I could have been Captain King of the Hill
> >But I didn't feel so inclined
> >I could have been Captain Upholsterer
> >But I'd never have recovered
> >I could have been Captain Apathy
> >But I couldn't be bothered
