these were typed onto smallish cards and left on top of a plinth in a gallery with the instruction 'TAKE A CARD', but you dont have to do that (or indeed anything) with them, its up to you!
FIND A WORK ON THE WALL. tRY TO SEE THE BACK OF IT BY LEANING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL.
FIND A LIGHT SWITCH. EXAMINE IT THOROUGHLY.
LOOK CLOSELY AT THE LEFT HAND CORNER OF A WORK. SAY 'OH'. MOVE AWAY.
STAND THREE FEET AWAY FROM A WORK. FROWN. SAY'HMM'.
STAND IN THE CENTRE OF THE ROOM. RUB YOUR CHIN.
WALK IN A CIRCLE CLOCKWISE AROUND THE ROOM. MUTTER 'POSTMODERNISM, INTERESTING'.
TAKE ANOTHER CARD. READ IT. PUT IT BACK EXACTLY WHERE YOU FOUND IT.
HIDE THIS CARD IN YOUR POCKET.
LEAVE THIS CARD SOMEWHERE.
TAKE ANOTHER CARD WHI8LE NO-ONE IS LOOKING.
STAND EIGHT FEET FROM A WORK. RAISE YOUR EYEBROWS. BREATHE IN. MOVE CLOSER.
sorry dont have time to type more, on library computer and must log out, good luck with all the scores, luv zoe
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