Another technique is to come to work wearing a George Bush mask upside down (the mask). Or perhaps a Tony Blair in your case, Michael - These however might provide more excitement than relaxation...
John
At 08:58 AM 5/10/2004 +0100, you wrote:
-Try These hints for relaxation at work:
1. Answer the phone clucking like a chicken or baying like a hound. ( for the more cautious, use someone else's phone)
2. Climb under your desk - don't come out.
3. Lie on your back on the floor and balance a ping-pong ball on a column of air blown from your mouth.
4. Enact a scene from Pinnochio when he tells a lie and his nose grows under the fairy's spell.
5. Present a puppet show using just paper clips, erasers and pencils etc.
6. Recite a poem by John M. Bennett in a wobbly falsetto
7. Use the white-out to give yourself a clown's smiley face and peer over cubicle dividers making a swishing noise with your mouth.
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