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commit 463403b07fac09dda9310ec60bf69f4284b639db
Author: crazy <[email protected]>
Date:   Wed Nov 18 03:08:34 2015 +0100

fortune-mod-oneliners-0.1-2-x86_64 - removed - orphaned / old package -> [ 
Devil505 ]

diff --git a/source/games-extra/fortune-mod-oneliners/FrugalBuild 
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-# Compiling Time: 0.01 SBU
-# Maintainer: Devil505 <[email protected]>
-
-pkgname=fortune-mod-oneliners
-pkgver=0.1
-pkgrel=2
-pkgdesc="Lots of randomly chosen oneliners that can be quite funny."
-url="http://eol.init1.nl/content/view/45/54/";
-depends=('fortune-mod')
-groups=('games-extra')
-archs=('i686' 'x86_64')
-_F_archive_name="oneliners"
-up2date=$pkgver
-source=(oneliners oneliners.dat)
-sha1sums=('27b4380be4ffdc15c32ff24f515215be9e2fa398' \
-          'f9fb21c2036e11891b68f5b18348e8256eca1fd4')
-
-build() {
-  Fmkdir usr/share/fortune
-  Finstallrel 644 $Fsrcdir/oneliners usr/share/fortune
-  Finstallrel 644 $Fsrcdir/oneliners.dat usr/share/fortune
-}
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-"It is our moral duty to corrupt the young"
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-Married men should forget their mistakes; there's no use in two people
-remembering the same thing!
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-For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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-Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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-Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
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-Eagles may soar, but groundhogs don't get sucked into jet engines.
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-I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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-You'll have to excuse me a sec, I'm having a blonde moment.
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-Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.
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-Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
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-My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
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-The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator!
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-Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when
-you make it again.
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-A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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-FACT: No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
-%
-If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip!
-%
-For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
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-If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before!
-%
-Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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-Astrologers do it with heavenly bodies!
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-And on the eighth day God said, "O.K. Murphy. You take over."
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-Death is like God's way of saying, your table is ready.
-%
-Suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I
-repeat myself.
-%
-The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than
-she is.
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-A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
-%
-If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking, "Do you want
-fries with that?"
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-I fought the lawn, and the - lawn won!
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-"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds
-the universe together."
-%
-If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
-%
-If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkey's and apes?
-%
-If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go
-to lunch or to a movie?
-%
-I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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-If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
-%
-If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
-%
-If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
-%
-When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to
-play chess.
-%
-It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
-%
-Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
-%
-If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he
-still wrong?
-%
-Who were the beta-testers for Preparations A through G?
-%
-Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
-%
-Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
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-Boycott shampoo!!! Demand True poo!
-%
-You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
-%
-I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you - it's against my morals to
-attack an unarmed person.
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-I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
-%
-Protect your bagels, put lox on them.
-%
-You'll never have a nervous breakdown, but you sure are a carrier!
-%
-If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, then why do they abduct
-the dumbest people on earth ??
-%
-When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?
-%
-Definition of gun control: use both hands.
-%
-I have yet to meet a man...so far I have only met the male species!
-%
-When God created man, SHE was only joking!
-%
-WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
-continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to
-literally disappear.
-%
-WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
-disjointed pinocchio.
-%
-I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die!
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-I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
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-Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
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-I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
-%
-A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
-%
-Does my quiet self-pity get to you or should I move up to incessant nagging?
-%
-I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course,
-I want to stay employed!
-%
-If crimefighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom
-fighters fight?
-%
-I am not weird, it's just that everyone else is.
-%
-When it comes to your health, I recommend frequent doses of that rare commodity
-among Americans-common sense.
-%
-When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the noses
-of your friends.
-%
-A diplomat's life is made up of three ingredients: protocol, Geritol and
-alcohol.
-%
-An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
-%
-A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like
-Cheetah.
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-A hospital bed is like a parked taxi with the meter running.
-%
-I can't figure out why women adore babies... especially since they leak at
-both ends!
-%
-A dead atheist is someone who's all dressed up with no place to go.
-%
-Never fuss over becoming senile, you won't know it!
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-A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
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-Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
-%
-I'm like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I should to do, but I don't
-know where to start!
-%
-Don't cross a field unless you can do it in 9.9 seconds. The bull can do it
-in 10.
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-Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote.
-%
-Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
-%
-A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there's less of you.
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-A person's right to smoke ends where the next person's nose begins.
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-Although it's never fun getting one year older, it sure beats the alternative!
-%
-Reality is a just temporary illusion caused by a lack of alcohol in the
-bloodstream.
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-Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
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-A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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-Just when you think "Life's a Bitch", it has puppies.
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-Inflation is when you find that your nest egg won't even make an omelet.
-%
-The world is filled with willing people; some willing to work, the rest
-willing to let them.
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-Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
-%
-Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a
-skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash.
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-It is a statistically impossible for a 16-year-old girl to unplug her phone.
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-My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there
-are three other people.
-%
-My parents keep asking how school was. It's like saying, "How was that
-drive-by shooting?" You don't care how it was, you're lucky to get out alive!
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-When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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-Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your
-mouth shut.
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-I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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-Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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-There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to
-do and not doing it.
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-Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets
-it all wrong.
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-Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's
-God-given right.
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-We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to
-walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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-The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the
-designated driver.
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-Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.
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-Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.
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-I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
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-I like long walks, especially when taken by people who annoy me.
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-I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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-At the end of the money I always have some month left.
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-There are three kinds of people in this world, ones you can count on, and
-ones that can't count.
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-Just curious - What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald
-men?
-%
-Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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-Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
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-24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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-Truly yours truly,
-
-Department of Redundancy Department.
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-Do witches run spell checkers?
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-If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
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-Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
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-Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
-%
-Words of wisdom:
-       Always look out for #1.
-       Don't step in #2.
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-Grow your own DOPE ... plant a MAN!
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-MARRIAGE is the only WAR where you sleep with the ENEMY.
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-Make every day good to the last drop.. nobody gets out alive in the end anyway!
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-1909: Plastic Invented
-Result: Baywatch
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-Your'er so cheap, I bet you look under the bed in the morning to see if you
-lost any sleep.
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-Given the capacity to be stupid, people will be.
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-Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
-%
-An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets,
-the more interested he is in her!
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-Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with your fist...it's more effective!
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-Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me!
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-One out of every ten people is born to give the other nine trouble.
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-One good turn...Gets all the blankets.
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-Q: Who invented copper wire?
-
-A: Two tax lawyers fighting over a penny.
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-I have PMS and a GUN! Oh, I'm sorry, did you have something to say?
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-Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time
-you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
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-Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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-Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
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-I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go
-flying by.
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-To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer!
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-Life is like a cactus, everywhere you go you meet new prix.
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-Start a movement...eat a prune.
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-To any man who thinks not asking for directions is no big deal, I have two
-words: Donner Party.
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-Don't mind her. She hasn't been in a good mood since someone dropped a house
-on her sister.
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-I searched for the bluebird of happiness, and found the chicken of despair.
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-Your village called. They want their idiot back.
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-Judging from the behavior of some people...not all jackasses have tails.
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-A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
-trouble with it.
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-No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up
-with her crap.
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-God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
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-If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get
-wasted and have the time of our lives.
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-Beauty is only a light switch away.
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-The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
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-The problem in the Garden of Eden was Not the Apple on the Tree...It was the
-Pair on the Ground!
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-Confucious say - Man who goes with woman with Flat Chest feel low down!
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-I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities
-or politicians.
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-Be Naughty! Save Santa the trip.
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-Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the
-'Y' becomes silent.
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-Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so sex is in!
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-Women's breasts are like Toys: They're meant for kids, but usually it's the
-fathers who wind up playin' with them.
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-If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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-I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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-Whiskey was invented so the Irish wouldn't rule the world.
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-Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!
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-Good men are like Martians, you hear a lot about them but you never actually
-see one.
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-Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your
-enemies.
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-Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
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-Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never
-changes.
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-Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you.
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-All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
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-Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them
-all yourself.
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-Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for
-Christmas.
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-I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
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-Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to
-eat them.
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-The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about
-your age.
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-"If brains were money, you'd need to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee."
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-My brain: it's my second favorite organ.
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-Never trust a man with short legs. Brains too near their bottoms.
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-Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.
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-Education is going to college to learn to express your ignorance in scientific
-terms.
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-I think God invented rain to give dead people something to complain about.
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-Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than Golf.
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-There is a difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist -- the
-taxidermist leaves the hide.
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-Income tax returns: the most imaginative fiction written today.
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-Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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-I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed
-teachers.
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-There's more to life then Chocolate-wait a sec???
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-Toast lands butter side down, Cats land the right way up, So what happens if
-you butter a cat?
-%
-Should the year 2000 VW Beetle be refered to as the "Y2K Bug"?
-%
-"Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday. Was it worth it?"
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-"Ironic isn't it? I no sooner get the closet of my dreams then my husband
-comes out of it"
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-Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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-"A Wise Man Should never play leap frog with a unicorn."
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-Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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-On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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-If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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-I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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-I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
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-Optimists say the glass is half-full,
-Pessimists say the glass is half empty,
-I says it's time for a beer run.
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-Someone who smiles when things go wrong, just thought of someone else to
-blame it on.
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-Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute ... I'll find
-someone.
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-Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter
-words than "I told you so."
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-Why should anyone suffer in silence, when you can moan, whimper, cry and
-complain!
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-Memory fault -- core...uh...um...core... Oh dammit, I forget!
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-Long computations which yield zero are probably all for naught.
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-Play Rogue, visit exotic locations, meet strange creatures and kill them.
-%
-I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone
-else's fault.
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-I'm willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
-%
-Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step -- blaming
-my parents or my spouse.
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-As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.
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-God made moms and it was good, God made little girls and it was better, God
-made men, and said two out of three ain't bad!
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-I souport publik edukashun.
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-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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-I love poor defensless animals...especially in a good gravy!
-%
-Ginsu Knives...why do you need a knife that can cut through a boot and a can?
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-Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
-%
-Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
-%
-If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was
-yesterday?
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-Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
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-Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
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-I firmly believe there is more to life than money, beer, and sex. I just
-don't know what it is.
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-The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"
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-I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to
-complain.
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-If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's
-research.
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-Teenage boys will drive anything -- except a lawn mower.
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-Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
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-Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?
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-I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter!
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-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar
-territory.
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-Psycotics build castles in the sky, neurotics live in them, and psychologists
-collect the rent.
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-I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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-I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to
-bite people themselves.
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-Nothing is as embarrasing as watching someone do something that you said
-couldn't be done.
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-People usually get what's coming to them...unless it's been mailed.
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-If your parents didn't have children...chanced are that you won't either.
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-I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better!
-%
-Men are like toilets - they're either taken or full of doo-doo!
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-Join the Army, Go to distant lands, meet interesting people, kill them!
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-If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
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-If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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-A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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-A man should live forever...or die trying.
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-Indecision is the key to flexibility.
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-When you drive you put your life in your foot's hands.
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-Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before.
-%
-During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting
-on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
-%
-They told me I was gullible...and I believed them!
-%
-I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
-%
-I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
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-Draft beer, not people!
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-I don't believe in superstition -- it brings bad luck.
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-There is no substitute for good manners...except fast reflexes.
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-EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
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-Whether I'm briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
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-It's not an optical illusion it just looks like one.
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-Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station
-rate.
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-The easiest way to refold a road map is differently.
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-The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-       -Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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-Comedy, like Medicine, was never meant to be practiced by the general public.
-%
-Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never
-been able to make out the numbers.
-%
-There is a fine line between the sane and the insane. I walk that line. Walk
-with me.
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-I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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-I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
-%
-Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
-%
-I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
-%
-Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
-%
-Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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-A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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-I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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-I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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-I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling
-like the passengers in his bus.
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-Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
-%
-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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-Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
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-There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
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-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
-%
-Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish
-burger and I realize, Oh my gosh....I could be eating a slow learner.
-%
-I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
-%
-Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
-anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
-%
-If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a
-Philip's Screwdriver?
-%
-If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
-silent?
-%
-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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-If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
-%
-If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
-considered a hostage situation?
-%
-When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
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-Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
-%
-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-%
-How do you say constipated in German? ... Farfrumpoopen.
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-Did you hear about divorce Barbie? It comes with all of Ken's stuff.
-%
-I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
-%
-When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
-%
-Axe me about Ebonics
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-GUYS: No shirt, no service.
-GALS: No shirt, no charge.
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-Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
-%
-Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
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-Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
-%
-A fool and his money are soon partying.
-%
-The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
-%
-For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
-%
-A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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-I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
-%
-Light travels faster than sound.
-This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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-The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
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-Sooner or later, EVERYONE stops smoking.
-%
-Common Sense Isn't.
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-Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
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-Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems longer.
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-On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-%
-Never trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent.
-%
-It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins.
-%
-"Don't drive and park, accidents cause people"
-%
-"Procrasination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."
-%
-One night, as I lay in bed, I looked up at all of the stars in the sky,
-and thought, "Where the hell is my ceiling!?!?!"
-%
-Better a bad smell for a moment, than a long belly-ache!
-%
-Brain cells come and brain cells go, but Fat Cells live FOREVER!
-%
-You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-                 - Dean Martin
-%
-If You Are Lookin' For Someone With A Great Personality, Get A Dog!
-%
-Elevators smell different to midgets.
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-ONLY the STRONG SURVIVE...all those DOWNWIND PASSOUT !!!!
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-The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest with a sharp knife.
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-95% of guys masturbate...the other 5% lie.
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-If we learn from our mistakes, I should be brilliant by now.
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-Red meat isn't bad for you; fuzzy blue-green meat is.
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-If I were a cat, my curiosity would have killed me 10 times by now!
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-When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac.
-I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.
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-If you don't know what procrastination is just look up the definition tomorrow.
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-Life's too short to argue, I'm ALWAYS right!
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-Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
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-Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
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-If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
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-Graffiti: E=mc2 ; and written underneath it: Very nice, Albert. Next time
-show your work.
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-Beware of limbo dancers! (written at bottom of bathroom stall door with arrow
-pointing down)
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-If Fifty Pound you can afford, then try your luck and pull this cord. If
-Fifty Pound you do not own, then leave the f**king thing alone.
-       (Graffiti under emergency stop cord on London Underground Train)
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-We don't swim in your urinals. Please don't pee in our pool.
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-On a posted sign: Bill Stickers will be prosecuted! The graffiti next to it:
-Bill Stickers is innocent!
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-Seen above a urinal in the men's room at ETSU: Anyone can pee on the floor.
-Be a hero: crap on the ceiling.
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-What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would
-kill you?
-
-A pool table.
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-What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Dam!
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-How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
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-Transvestites are men who like to eat, drink, and be Mary.
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-Twin brothers, one named Emal and the other Juan, grew up and moved out of the
-country. A year later, their mother receives from Juan a letter and picture
-of himself. His mother sighs and mentions she wishes she had a picture from
-Emal as well. 'Why,' replies her husband, 'if you've seen Juan, you've seen
-Emal.'
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-Or how about the dermatologist who started his practice from scratch?
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-Why aren't fishmongers generous? Their business makes them selfish.
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