Git-Url: http://git.frugalware.org/gitweb/gitweb.cgi?p=frugalware-current.git;a=commitdiff;h=03f884f3fc9d3964c87876d9ee61f46f74829532
commit 03f884f3fc9d3964c87876d9ee61f46f74829532 Author: Slown <[email protected]> Date: Thu Feb 16 20:22:04 2012 +0100 fortune-mod-southpark-0.2-4-i686 * pkg++ diff --git a/source/games-extra/fortune-mod-southpark/FrugalBuild b/source/games-extra/fortune-mod-southpark/FrugalBuild index 05b9824..d05c873 100644 --- a/source/games-extra/fortune-mod-southpark/FrugalBuild +++ b/source/games-extra/fortune-mod-southpark/FrugalBuild @@ -3,21 +3,20 @@ pkgname=fortune-mod-southpark pkgver=0.2 -pkgrel=3 +pkgrel=4 pkgdesc="A whole set of quotes from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" url="http://eng.eelcowesemann.nl/linux-unix/ye-olde-legacy-stuff/fortune-cookies/$pkgname"; depends=('fortune-mod') groups=('games-extra') archs=('i686' 'x86_64') -_F_archive_name="SP" -up2date="Flasttar $url" -source=(http://eng.eelcowesemann.nl/files/2009/12/$_F_archive_name-$pkgver.tar_.gz) -_F_cd_path="$_F_archive_name-$pkgver" -sha1sums=('ae4718c8707eb19f6f5222674507bc7670f7dbbc') +up2date=$pkgver +source=(SP) +sha1sums=('3721db71e0a2a9a736a512a65ae8e5fb590b5a46') build() { - Fcd + Fcd "." + strfile ./SP || Fdie Fmkdir /usr/share/fortune - Ffilerel $_F_archive_name usr/share/fortune - Ffilerel $_F_archive_name.dat usr/share/fortune + Ffilerel SP usr/share/fortune + Ffilerel SP.dat usr/share/fortune } diff --git a/source/games-extra/fortune-mod-southpark/SP b/source/games-extra/fortune-mod-southpark/SP new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0816445 --- /dev/null +++ b/source/games-extra/fortune-mod-southpark/SP @@ -0,0 +1,370 @@ +Fucking sweet! +% +Kyle's mom is a big fat fucking bitch! +% +Kick the baby. +% +Don't kick the baby. +% +Well fine, go ahead and miss church, and when you die and go to hell you +can answer to SATAN! + +Ok +% +Ike! You broke another window! That's a bad baby. Bad baby! +% +Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Philip movie! +% +Oh my god, dude! +% +Aw, ma! He's not even my real brother, he's adopted. +% +Mom, somebody's at the door. + +Coming hon! + +Hey! I can't see the TV! +% +What are you guys doing here? +% +Oh, sweet, dude! Yes! Yes! +% +Off to the movies we shall go where we learn everything that we know. 'Cause +the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this +movie's gonna make our lives complete. +% +Super sweet! +% +Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck podunk white trash quiet +mountain town. +% +U.S.A.! +% +Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance and Philip, Asses of Fire, please? +% +We have to see this movie, dude! +% +Aw, screw it. It probably isn't all that good anyway. + +Cartman, what are you talking about? You love Terrance and Philip! + +Yeah, but the animation is crappy. +% +Look Mr... Homeless Guy. If you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get +yourself ten bucks and buy yourself a bottle of vodka, be my guest. +% +Let me have some candy, Cartman. + +Let me see... Uhh, nope, I don't have any Jewish candy. +% +You really need all that chocolate, fat boy? +% +Boo boo bah bah. +% +You're such a pigfucker Philip! +% +What did he say? +% +Hmmmmm, let's see. Well, first of all, you fuck pigs. + +Oh yeah! +% +Fuck my ass and call me a bitch! +% +You shitfaced cockmaster. +% +Listen you donkey raping shit eater. +% +You'd fuck your uncle! +% +Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! You're a cock sucking, ass-licking +uncle fucka! +You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you! +% +What do you expect? They're Canadian. +% +Suck my balls! +% +Dude! That movie was fucking sweet! +% +You bet your fucking ass it was! +% +Fuck dude, I want to be just like Terrance and Philip! +% +Huh? +% +Fuck off you donkey raping shiteater! +% +Hey! Stop crowding us you shitfaced cockmasters! +% +Yeah, you're all a bunch os ass ramming uncle fuckers. +% +Stan, tell them about when Terrance called Philip a testicle shitting rectal +wart. +% +Asshole I'm talking to you. +% +Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Philip movie. Who wants to touch me? I said +who wants to fucking touch me? +% +I hate you Kenny. +% +Ok children, let's take our seats, we have a lot to learn today. +% +Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. +Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy. +% +Shut up fat boy! +% +Hey, don't call me fat you fucking Jew! +% +Eric! Did you just say the *F* word? + +Jew? + +No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking +fatass. + +Kyle! + +Why the fuck not? + +Eric! + +Dude! You just said fuck again! + +Stanley! + +Fuck! + +Kenny! + +What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. +% +How would you like to see the school counselor? + +How would you like to suck my balls? +% +Holy shit dude. +% +Oh no, dude. +% +Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question? + +Mmmkay, what? + +What's the big fucking deal, bitch. +% +What the heck is a rimjaw? + +Oh, that's when you put your legs behind your head and have somebody lick +your ass. +% +Young man, you will tell Mr... Mackey where you heard all these horrible +phrases. + +I... I... + +We can't tell you, We all took a sacred oath and swore ourselves to secrecy! + +It was the Terrance and Philip movie. +% +What? Fuck you guys, I wanna get out of here. +% +Everybody's fucking seen it. + +Eric! + +I'm sorry, I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little +mind. +% +No dude, I'd be scared too, you're mom is a fucking bitch. + +Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck! + +Don't call me fat you buttfucking son of a bitch. +% +Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy? + +Oh, that's easy. You've just gotta find the clitoris. + +Huh? + +Ooops. +% +Guys, do you know where I can find the clitoris? + +The what? + +What, is that like finding Jesus or something? +% +Allright, this is for the silver medal. Spell "forensics". + +Oh, fuck that, why the fuck should I have to spell forensics. + +Here you go. S-U-C-K M-Y A-S-S, forensics. +% +But minister, it isn't like this film is the first troublesome thing to come +out of Canada. Let us not forget Bryan Adams. + +No, no. The Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several +occasions. +% +You're a fucking faggot, dude. +% +Step 1: Instead of 'ass' say 'buns'. Like 'kiss my buns' or 'You're a buns +hole'. +Step 2: Instead of 'shit' say 'poo'. As in 'bull poo' 'poo head' and 'this +poo is cold'. +Step 3: With 'bitch' drop the 't', 'Cause 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity'. +Step 4: Don't say 'fuck' anymore, 'Cause 'fuck' is the worst word that you +can say. So just use the word 'mmmkay'! +% +It's easy, Mmmkay! +% +Well Philip, I hope you've learned something through this whole experience. + +I have Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner biting dick fart fuck +face. +% +That movie gets better every time I see it. +% +Oh my god... ahh! Ahh shit! Ahh shit. Ohhh! +% +Oh my god, you killed Kenny + +You bastard. +% +Oh shit dude, now our moms are gonna find out we went to see the Terrance +and Philip movie again. +% +Fucking weak, dude! +% +Oh my god, they killed Kenny! + +You bastards! +% +I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars... + +C'mon Cartman, it's not your fault. + +Oh, I know, I'm just fucking stoked I don't have to pay him. + +That's real nice. He was your friend, you fat fuck! +% +Heya fuckface, you seen Gracie? +% +Should we blame the government? + +Or blame society? + +Or should we blame the images on TV? + +NO! Blame Canada! +% +Blame Canada! +% +It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along! +% +So guys, does it make you nervous to be in America? There are a lot of +organizations that want you arrested for destroying children. + +Oh they'd have to find us first. + +You're right... NOW! +% +Holy crap! Did you see that? They arrested Terrance and Philip! +% +What say you, Mr. American Ambassador? + +Fuck Canada! +% +Alec, do you know what sucks about being a Baldwin? + +No, what? + +Nothing! +% +Haha! You missed me! +% +Mr. Garrison? How come our moms arrested Terrance and Philip? + +Yeah? That's gay. + +Your moms are just upset. They're probably just all on their periods or +something. +% +Well I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days +and doesn't die. Anyway children, lets start off with some vocabulary... +% +War?! + +No! Gregory, no! + +Now this is bad Wendy. Hold on to me. +% +Fallen one, I am Satan. I am your god now! + +There is no escape. + +Now feel the delightful pain. +% +Hey Satan, didja hear the news? A war just broke out up on earth. + +Meet Saddam Hussein, my new partner in evil. +% +Move over Satan, you're just hogging all the fun. Yeah! Yeah, man this is +getting me so hot! +% +Saddam, will you let me do my job, please. +% +Rub my nipples as I torture this little piggy! +% +Saddam, can I talk to you over here for a second? +I don't see why you have to belittle me in fron of people like that. + +Hey, relax guy. + +Well sometimes I don't think you have any respect for me. + +Aw, come here guy. Who's my cream puff? +% +Kyle, you need to stop being such a chicken shit and stand up to your +mother. You need to smack her in the face and say, "That's enough of your +shit, you fucking bitch!" +% +What would Brian Boitano do? +% +Yeah, what would Brian Boitano do? +% +Weeeeellllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the +biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a stupid bitch, if there ever +was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boy's and girls! + +On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wednesday through +Saturday, she's a bitch then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super +King Kamehameha bee-itch! + +C'mon you know the words! +% +We must rid ourselves of anything Canadian. +% +It's this V-Chip. I hate it. I can't say any dirty words. + +Really? So you can't say "fuck"? + +No. + +And you can't say "shit"? + +Nope. + +So you can't say, "I'm Eric Cartman the fattest fucking piece of shit in the +world"? + +Fuck you. *AAAARGH* + +Dude, sweet. +% +I want this V-Chip out of me! It has stunted my vocabulary. +% _______________________________________________ Frugalware-git mailing list [email protected] http://frugalware.org/mailman/listinfo/frugalware-git
