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You Think!?
A witness to a car crash kept saying things like, "I think the light was yellow," or, "I think it was still raining." The cross-examining lawyer interrupted, derisively saying, "We don't really care what you think. What do you know?" The harried witness paused for a moment and then replied, "I guess I may as well leave the witness stand, then. Since I'm not a lawyer, I can't talk without thinking." YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS
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