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The wrong color
A woman went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying.
One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber
moment. Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her
dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be
buried in a blue suit.
The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always put
the bodies in a black suit, but he'd see what he could arrange. The next
day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment with
Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls
back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as Albert
is resplendent in a smart blue suit.
She says to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you
get that beautiful blue suit?"
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's
size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained
that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a
black suit," the undertaker replied.
The wife smiled at the man.
He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the
heads."
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