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A fleeing Taliban,
desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw
something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the
object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with
neckties laid out on it. The Arab asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have
water?"
The
Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only
$150. This one goes very nicely with your robes." The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do
not need an overpriced tie. I need water!" "OK,"
said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie. I will
show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that hill to the east
for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The
restaurant has all the water you need!" The Arab
staggered away toward the hill and eventually disappeared. Four hours later the
Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish man was sitting at his table. The
Jew said, "I told you, about two miles over that hill. Could you not find
it?" "I found
it all right," rasped the Arab. "Your brother won't let me in without a
tie." YAHOO! GROUPS LINKS
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