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Q: What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him! Q: Why wouldn't the turkey eat any dessert? A: He was stuffed! Q: Why was the turkey made the drummer? A: Because he had the drumsticks! Q: When did the Pilgrims first say, "God Bless America"? A: The first time they heard America sneeze. Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Thanksgiving!!! May your stuffing be tasty; May your turkey be plump, May your taters 'n gravy have nary a lump, May your yams be delicious, May your pies take the prize, May your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off of your thighs! Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea
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