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* Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire
without losing your place in line.
* Traffic is always heavy in both directions. There are just as many
people trying to get to whatever you're trying to get away from.
* You have mixed feelings when you see an opening in rush hour
traffic. You're glad for the opening, but you wonder who died.
* The only way to get home from work on time is to take the day
off .... even then, you're cutting it close.
* Traffic is so bad nowadays, a pedestrian is someone in a hurry.
* You can sit on the highways forever. In fact, some places have
little exit ramps where you can pull over and make a car payment.
* During rush hour the only way you can change lanes is to buy the
car driving next to you.
* Our highways have become insane asylums with turn signals.
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