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An elderly lady called Verizon to say that her telephone failed to
ring when her friends called; and that on the few occasions when it
did ring, her dog always barked before the phone rang.
A telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, being curious to see
this psychic dog and/or a senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby
telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's
house. The phone didn't ring but the dog barked loudly and then the
telephone did ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground post via an
iron chain and collar.
2. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the
phone number was called.
3. After several such jolts, the dog would start barking and urinate
on the ground.
4. The wet ground would complete the circuit and the phone would
ring.
Which shows you that some problems can be fixed by just peeing on
them.
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